"Love It or Reblog It"

made a positive meme for u

Okay, but legit, this works. Like, it really, really does work.

This is the most important mental health advice

I’m laughing so hard, so hard. This…this is so accurate. I just scraped myself out of a bullshit self loathing spiral by dragging my ass to the shower over my own stern protestations and what do you know I feel HUMAN again. And then I see this.

And if you can’t manage sleep with the first? At least go lay down and close your eyes and rest. It still helps. Even with the feeling that everyone hates you.

This has inspired me to update my Resolution Song. **Sorry Not Sorry**

If you’re paranoid and antsy, take a nap No, they probably don’t hate you, take a nap If the world is after you For that silly thing you do That is probably not true, so take a nap

If you hate the whole creation, eat a food It’s a calorie conflation, eat a food If you’re wretched, cold, and rude With a toxic attitude, Put the diet down, my dude and eat a food!

If self-loathing’s got you weepy, take a bath You are not a pile of garbage, take a bath With hot water, soap and care A worthy you is under there But you need to wash your hair, so take a bath!

– Resolution song, by Catt Kingsgrave

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topical

a boyfriend is a gguy you eat burgers and sandwiches with

Look down queen

She did it!!

People complaining that the checks ruining the formatting of the website have forgotten their roots! This is the shitty formatting website and always has been

In retrospect this is almost definitely the reason why putting your response in the tags is so common and popular

Unmute !

ok i actually think the carl wheezer bit was funny too

I was gonna say “what you think he had insurance???” but 1) at least in the early aughts to mid-teens, NY was one of the less excruciating states to get medicaid in, and 2) he was a minor and it’s a LOT easier to get medicaid for a minor, especially when said minor’s legal guardians are retirees on fixed incomes I’d wager.

So yeah they’re all just fuckin dumbasses! I love them.

This is why I think it would be peak comedy for the radioactive spider to be of a non-venomous species and for there to be a scene of a new Peter Parker/Spiderperson looking up the spider’s features or posting a photo to an identification subbredit before being informed of the fact that nothing will happen

entemologist reddit: oh yeah, that one’s venom isn’t strong enough to cause anything other than a bit of localized pain at the bite site, no worries.

Peter Parker the next morning, stuck to his ceiling: Well someone fucking LIED!!!!

alright so during into the spider-verse's introduction to peter b. parker, we see his wedding, and he stomps on the wine glass right? this is a jewish wedding tradition, which makes this version of peter parker jewish (further confirmed in interviews -- however, i believe this is enough by itself). it's a nice nod to the jewish roots of the character.

we get to see a bunch of peter parkers throughout the spider-verse films, and none of them have any explicit religious associations like peter b. parker. except for one!

here we have gwen stacy's peter parker and aunt may, from earth-65, saying grace over a meal. from my understanding, this is generally a christian practice -- in judaism, we prefer to say short prayers before eating, and save the long, in-depth ones for afterwards. so to me, this was a clear example of the character being coded as christian. i was a little disappointed that they didn't make peter parker jewish here too, but since across the spider-verse discusses variants and the differences between instances of the same person between different universes, i interpreted this as a continued commentary on peter parker's ethnicity -- although he was initially jewish-coded and one of his two creators, stan lee, is jewish, this is often erased, especially in more modern interpretations of the character.

and then i remembered that this peter parker also literally turns into the lizard.

and y'know what? good call on that one guys.

Miles finally got an explanation on what comic con is.

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i did a study of my favorite picture rn

Have you guys seen Muppet Babies Camilla yet. I really think you guys should see Muppet Babies Camilla

So i listened to the video game song again.

I wanted to put a more positive spin on the popular skeleton leaving meme