Lae'zel: I have been training with a weapon since I was six. I am my queen's most trusted warrior. Being outnumbered ten to one is a fair fight to me.
Gale: I am Mystra's favorite, the lover of Goddess of Magic. I can use the Weave in ways most mortals can't even imagine!
Minsc:
The Hague, Netherlands: Spanish street musician Borja Catanesi and the 68 year old dancer from The Hague mr Roland Parijs
imagine just playing your guitar and you come across the FUNKIEST grandpa
wizard duel
wizard collaboration
Yep this pretty much covers how history is taught here
the holy grail
wrong
im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there
This is hands down the best tik tok ever made.
mAM dOES yOUR hUSBAND HAVE NIPPLES
If you ever feel lost or confused about where you are in life, don’t worry- this chibird feels you! We all end up finding good paths for ourselves, and we always have the ability to change paths if not. : )
we rlly went from 20gayteen to 20biteen to 20quarantine
fun fact: the word quarantine comes from quarantena, meaning “forty days”, used in 14th-15th-century Venetian language (the period that all ships were required to be isolated before passengers and crew could go ashore during the Black Death plague)
so 2020, or 20 + 20 = quarantine
Me: social distancing
Me:
fucker should start drinking them all.
God reading the article makes this worse. He didn’t just make a big order to Purell or whatever, he literally took an SUV and made a 1000+ mile roadtrip clearing the shelves of every store he found. So not only is he hoarding/price gouging during a pandemic, he’s probably made it completely unavailable in a lot of communities because he cleared out every store in town. And then he justifies this by saying he’s being paid for his labor/making it available to people in bigger cities that dont have it (at 20x the cost) but I think this part was what really got me:
Someone find this dude.
Rob that fucker of every bottle
This explains a lot. what a dipshit.
By the way Amazon and Ebay are refusing to participate in price gouging by disabling indepedent sales of such products so the dude is on the verge of bankruptcy now
Good fuck him I hope he loses his home
This article made me sooooo mad
Tennessee is investigating him and his buddy now, lmaoooo
the thrilling conclusion is that the attorney general raided all his storage containers and redistributed the sanitizer to the communities around them
if you ever feel down… remember dat
this generation is so sick and twisted
meirl
got my gym leader title revoked in disgrace because i got drunk and tweeted “rock and ground is the same thing”
Robert Pattinson photographed on the set of The Lighthouse (2019)
me when i sense the slightest change of tone in someone’s voice
