funnytwittertweets
“YOU DID THIS TO ME”
goodoleboyslikeme
I should not have laughed that hard at this…
the god damn comedic timing on this
Source: babyanimalgifs
gtiniker
society: black women are ugly.
non-black women: 💅
society: black women are hoes and sluts.
non-black women: 💅
society: black women are goldiggers.
non-black women: 💅
society: black women need to stop having all these out of wedlock kids.
non-black women: 💅
society: black women are low class.
non-black women: 💅
society: black women are welfare queens.
non-black women: 💅
society: black women are loud and obnoxious.
non-black women: 💅
society: black women are uneducated and ignorant.
non-black women: 💅
society: nobody likes black women.
non-black women: 💅
Black woman: we have it so bad, society just loves to single us out and put us down. We need to uplift ourselves and each other as black women.
non-black women: why are you just making it about black women? You should try to uplift ALL women.
If I could I would
I wonder often how my life could be different. I mean there are plenty of things I could do to change the situations that I find my self in but what about everything I can’t change. Sometimes I just want a redo on life. Like when you hit the back space when typing something and you hit the backspace. I sound like a mood teenager ( even though I’m only 21 and really who is fully matured by 21). If I could change things I would, I would completely reinvent myself if I could but I can’t. The best thing I can do is move forward. Maybe on day I’ll get over the regrets of my past but for now I’ll wollow just a little more and then I shall make my grand plan for moving on.
Signed,
A lonely girl.
“Well I am team Raf and my team won”
—
Alba
Yes it’s real folks. She ACTUALLY said that
The only ending I will accept to be true
Arthur be letting his nuts hang on all the Wild West 🐐
Your daughters do not exist to give you grandchildren
iloveradfems
Or domestic labour by the age of 7
swedepea
And they’re not a mini-mom for their siblings either
Or be your personal therapist.
unpopular opinion: f*ck the epilogue, I want Arthur back.
Me: I’d like an order of DLC please.
Rockstar: Sure thing, what would you like? More map, ability to play as another character?
Me: Just a little thing. please. Can I get “being able to undo some buttons on Arthur’s union shirt” with extra muscles?
Rockstar: Err, yeh, sure thing.
Me: With a side order of “natural resistance to TB”?
Rockstar: ……..
Rockstar: ……but…. the story?
Me: I don’t care about your story. Now give me back my goddamn cowboy.
if you pull the bag out of a cereal box you’re fucked. you’re so absolutely fucked. it’s never gonna go back in there the same way again, the box was protecting you and you disrespected it and you will get what you deserve
loafed-beans-deactivated2020082
I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.
He stops and looks both ways?!?
You wanna know what makes this better?
Crows normally walk. This one seems to have both legs working, so he’s not hopping out of necessity, he’s doing it for fun. Corvids can sometimes be seen doing things like this for no evident reason other than enjoyment.
there will never be an opportunity to relate to a fictional character more than michael langdon turning around to look vaguley irritated while closing his laptop so no one can read the screen when they come into his room unannounced