amelia

not a fan but i do respect the shit out of there work so. reblag

i am a fan but i do not respect them.

this post aged like a fine wine

the people in the comments asking “what are those buttons” are braver than the entire US marines for still using this site without XKit in 2019

Dear hearing aid providers: stop only advertising your hearing aids for old people - from a deaf 19 year old who’s used hearing aids since she was 7

Note: you don’t have to use hearing aids, or have any form of hearing loss to be able to reblog this

Deaf people using hearing aids should be as normalized as people with vision loss wearing glasses.

♪ Hello baby, I can’t lang ♫ ♬ I have gervus, of you say ♪ ♫ Oh oh wha say FREAKIN’ way ♬ ♪ Sorry out here kinda Bey ♫

I’m bopping

hypermodernism?

Someone who’s my friend: actually verbally says we are friends or tell me they enjoy being with me

Me: this is literally the best moment of my life and I will cherish this in secret forever

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

gayest sport on earth

somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling

WHAT

OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.

why is he putting his hand in his pants

That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration. 

that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it

guys they oil each other up  im crying here 

This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the fuck?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant “no homo” to be chimed.

Some guy, having stumbled upon 2 of his close friends locked in a heated embrace, covered in oil, with their hands in each other’s pants: Bro, what the fuck are you guys doing?!

Gay dude about to make up Turkish oil wrestling: Oh, haven’t you heard?

lmaooooooooo

[Image Description: A black color block and pink color block in a vertical row with text that reads “protect queer jewish people / don’t allow antisemitism to exist in queer spaces”]

confirmed

*beep* $2,99

This man is the real MVP.

I follow him on Twitter. He’s made 3 other “batches” of these photos:

The first batch kept getting recognized because the post got popular so he made more. Stay safe ladies!

King shit

forbidden snacks

Edible versions.

Sherbet Bon Bons - Mielcitas - Rock Candy - Edible Dice [from here]

re-reblogging for edible versions thank you sm

Do you believe in Serena Williams?

I believe

sometimes a cat juste need to be fluffé & commit themft is that so wrong

The two different sides of homophobia:

The assumption that any form of male intimacy is always romantic/sexual and the assumption that any form of female intimacy is always purely platonic and nothing romantic/sexual about it at all