my first time taking photos of Omar.

the curse of the Toy Story generation

someone understands

How to open a bottle using the Scientific Method.

Amazing

Science always blows my mind.

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

a gem, this is a god damn gem

I’ve been rewatching all of the Office, and I freaking adore and love love Jim and Pam. I’m planning an illustration with the two of them so I figured I’d practice drawing their faces. 

OK, so I posted the last picture I did post even though I kinda didn’t like the end result, just because I had learned something new and so on, but I wanted to put this sketch on here too, because I think it looks better

dunder mifflin paperman

Honestly it didn’t make me truly laugh until Darth Vader came tootling tooting out and then I lost it.

WHAT IS THIS OH MY GOD

I’m just gonna add this:

WHAT THE FUCK WERE THE WRITERS THINKING

Audrey Hepburn singing “La Vie en Rose” in Sabrina, 1954.

t-pain back and he not here to play with these mumble xanax rappers

My boy smino is smartttt

Yes.

this goesss

BREEZY!!

I’m legit crying at this

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

I AM FREAKIN’ DEAD.

Pineapple with pizza

PINEAPPLE WITH PIZZA

I like it

I don’t

When you don’t know who you’re robbing

Lmaooooooooooo. This is so elaborate

I love this song though 😂

Find someone who supports you like this cat supports his owner’s music

via @sarperduman

The cat is sooo soothed by his music its so freaking cute!!! And damn is this man talented