Get domesticated, you cold idiot.

It’s Harkin’ time

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

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One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar

You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines. 

This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes. 

It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!

Happy Holidays Tumblr!!!

Quick! Funniest reason for someone to become a villain

Has a crush on the hero and can't be normal about it

would never have gotten this without the explanation

this is hilarious. I never saw a tv/vcr unit like that

v1 of my handmade medieval beekeeper costume from around may :) + references

maybe he should stop sticking his dick in those very thin lemon slices 🙄

fuckin choked on this tag

is this orange or yellow.

its yellow you are all wrong i have decided just now

hey op, what does this say?

nice try but i’m not colorblind it says 71

Am I tripping?

Is that not 71?

You’re slightly colorblind, that is 74 and the color of the car is orange.

world heritage post

It’s orange

it’s literally 71

Bestie it’s 74

Y’all it clearly fucking says 21

where are you getting that from?

Babes it’s 81 what r yall seeing

its 74 bestie you might be colorblind

That 81 person can see shrimp colors

I took exactly the same image, increased the saturation, and shifted it to a part of the spectrum most people can see better.

For all your no-YOU-have-the-weird-color-vision argument-solving needs.

Also, the car is orange.

Posting this in case anyone is color blind and doesn’t know it lmao

@cartoondog

wake up babes, the indie steampunk project by disney vets, hullabaloo, dropped its first episode after ten years

Fr, my feeds are constant with complaints about the dead-space of corporate animation and samey animation style, so I'm surprised this project slipped through the cracks. If you like this 2D animation style:

You should support Hullabaloo!

The Great Lakes should have their own very small species of whale

my favorite thing about donna saying "word of advice - you can wear a suit that tight until up until 35 but no later" is that david tennant was about 35 when he originally left as 10. donna roasting the doctor even outside of the show. incredible

Annabeth running the Athena cabin is actually one of the most realistic things about CHB to me because autistic 12 year old girls are another fucking breed. At 12 years old I would wake myself up at 5:50 before making myself a healthy smoothie and scrambled eggs and then leaving for school at 6:50 to be over an hour early and go straight to the library. Can you imagine if I’d had another six kids under my command? No wonder they’re winning Capture the Flag so much.

Happy Mother's Day!