" hAnNiBaL iSn'T a CoMeDy " to YOU maybe, to me will and hannibal investigating and commenting on their own murders is the funniest shit thank you very much
no, no. these are horrors beyond your comprehension. i understand them, though. i desire them carnally.
my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk
brother dubious
*walks around my house looking for scissors while making a scissor motion with my fingers*
*opens my photo app to look at pictures of my cat at work like a ww1 soldier flipping open his locket to look at a picture of his sweetheart back home*
From above the Blue Whale almost looks like a submarine...........
sees earth's biggest animal: huh. that is big
Not only is it Earth's biggest animal, it's (as far as we know) the biggest animal to ever exist!
Bigger than any dinosaur, bigger than any plesiosaur. How lucky we are to get to see it!
The difference between Ryan and Shane’s instagram bios will never not be funny to me
thinking about weird cultural shit around sexuality/swear words/etc etc and how wild it is that i have to teach my phone’s autocorrect to let me say “fuck”. thats a thing i have to do. my phone will go “Nuh-uh, you naughty so-and-so, you can’t say that!” until i tell it enough times that Yes, Actually, I Don’t Mean Ducking and how fucking wild that is. earlier today i had to convince my phone that “hickies” was a word. hickies is too explicit for my phone to include in its default dictionary. but yknow what? it always capitalizes YouTube correctly.
my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk
brother dubious
i made you a cookie but i fucked it with my penis until there was nothing
can we all just take a break from posting
yeah sure i need to go make another cookie anyway
not again
did you fuck it with your penis until there was nothing
hate whenever mfs in horror media are like “what was that noise…” bro you and i both know its creatures
Anxieties! Attack!
WAIT NO
No, not me you fools! No! Not like this! Noooo!
might drive my chevy to the levy. it better not be dry tho
you guys won't fucking believe this
one of the best things ever is when u find a really talented artist whos obsessed with an obscure/unpopular character and just lovingly draws their underrated guy 30 times a day even tho all their posts get 5 notes. these ppl are the backbone of society. they’re thriving theyre mentally unchained