*person has consented to being eaten; they’ve donated their body. they died without suffering. you can cook the meat. you will not get sick from the meat.

bonus: explain why!

I had to take a piss test for a job I got hired at today, and this is the name of the fuckin company that makes the tests

Also, did you know off the top of your head or did you have to scroll back a ton on your calendar?

ALEX & CAMRYN + Powers 2005, dir. Stuart Gillard

the "would u live w mutuals" poll has me curious abt this. so

…

Last night I got up at 3 am to feed my cat. So I picked him up, noticed he was purring loudly, and thought in all seriousness:

“Very cat. Much purrs.”

…then realized I may or may not spend too much time on this fucking website. 

As your husband I feel I should inform you that you said that out loud.

OH MY GOD THAT’S EVEN WORSE

WAIT THERE ARW MARRIED COUPLES ON THIS WEBSITE!?

I miss that meme

ROUND 4 SEMIFINALS!

tumblr's favorite kids' show!

[As in, saying ‘yes ma'am’ not like addressing them as Sir or smth]

Put location in tags

You cannot be drunk or otherwise stumbling about in this house. Check out the landing and hall.

Look at this landing! Adhere to the wall when you get to the top of the stairs.

Then, careful navigating the hall or fall back down to the 1st fl.

Minigolf course-ass house

I’m curious, you guys tell me how you distinguish between your two sets of grandparents when speaking (or how you did it as a kid). Was it always Grandma [Lastname] or Grandpa [Firstname], or did one or both sets of grandparents have nicknames? (Like Nana or Papa.)

I’m strangely confident in my ability to locate a cow in 2 hours or less. I’ve never tried but I could.

there was that one poll that established that Most people here would use a death note so i'm curious about How Much you'd use your death note.

"kitkat these brackets are shit" yeah i'm not a scientist i'm just a vindictive bitch who loves drama.

people on that one poll named a lot of names though and i'm assuming a lot of the people naming names were american and as an american who knows how online rhetoric is construed by american law enforcement that STRESSES ME THE FUCK OUT. DO NOT SAY NAMES ON THIS POST PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

but. tell me. how's ur bloodlust treating you.

Beautiful display of solidarity ongoing right now from the US calling for a ceasefire in Gaza

Source: @jvplive on Twitter

And lemme know your age (if you feel comfortable!), and when you got your first phone in the tags!

If these options are scuffed I'm sorry, I genuinely have no clue how many phones people are "supposed" to have had (hence the poll)

I thiiiiink 6? possibly 7 but I think 6. And also pls keep in mind I got my first cell phone in 2003.

autism screening quizzes will be like “do you take things too literally” and then ask fifty of the worst-worded questions ever dreamt up by man

I never thought I took things literally. I understood that expressions like "raining cats and dogs" didn't actually mean animals are falling from the sky, so, clearly, I thought I didn't take things literally.

Then I got a corporate job at an architecture firm that requires me to take direction from neurotypical people all day long and boy wouldn't you know it, my definition of following directions is extremely different from theirs

The worst part is I always think I understood what they were saying until they'd get mad at me for how I'd done something. And I'd just be like??? That's exactly what you said. Most of the time they think I'm stupid, but occasionally they think that I am being maliciously compliant which is worse. Obviously it's neither, I'm just following orders exactly as they were given to me and not a mind reader able to interpret the secret "correct" option. But yeah, literal thinking often sucks ass

Why waste the rain?

I'm obsessed with gardening systems that utilize rainwater without the use of barrels or cisterns. My ultimate fav is using bioswales to catch and filter stormwater on the street.

Fun addition: Dams that utilize trees to catch dirt/ stop erosion, and prevent disaster that can come from broken dams.

Also:

SUSTAINABLE URBAN DRAINAGE! SUDS!

We need more of them, in the right places!

Also, using these to reduce stormwater loads in storm events, particularly in places with combined stormwater and sewage systems, could/would be helpful at reducing river discharges of raw sewage. (If climate change is factored in at system level cos more rain in less time needs to be accouted for at rhe large scale designs...)

Plus using constructed wetlands to retain these discharges and treat them before rivers too!

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest