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we had to pick a topic for a persuasive essay today and my teacher wouldn't let me write about feminism

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Megan Trainor: *talks about anorexia like it's a diet*
Megan Trainor: *thinks femenism is bad*
Parents: what a wonderful role model for my daughter! She wrote a body positivity song :)
Nicki Minaj: *writes her own music*
Nicki Minaj: *is an independent woman*
Nicki Minaj: *is a feminist, fighting sexism*
Nicki Minaj: *reminds her fans to stay in school*
Nicki Minaj: *is not ashamed and is proud of her body*
Parents: ew what a slut why is she on TV and the radio? I don't want my daughter to be like her.
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mazelt0v

exams would never be scheduled on christmas. no important sporting event would ever be played on easter. it’s about time that jewish holy days are given the same respect.

Exactly.

I should add that this isn’t limited to us Jews, either. In the past two years or so, both the Olympics and and the World Cup coincided with Ramadan, and a lot of Muslim athletes were left in the really shitty position of having to choose between either not fasting or putting their athletic performance at risk. If Christians had a fasting month, you bet your ass no sporting events would take place until it was over.

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okay my teacher wanted a story that’s gonna shock him

so i wrote him a cute little story about a couple fletcher and mia falling in love

and the last sentences of story are

“so… what is your full name? i mean what is mia short for?”

“michael”

because my teacher is kinda homophobic, i am gonna force him into enjoying a fluffy love story with no gender pronouns and well what a shame you liked a story about a gay couple sorry man

don’t even apologize

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Anonymous asked:

When I was in 8th grade I was at a football game with my guy friend. He had a friend that moved to our school from North Carolina. When I met the new guy he was grabbing my hips and basically my ass was on his cock. He didn't even ask me out but he kept calling me his gf of course I liked him too and so I called him my bf. Since our school has an open soccer field we went to that field, went in the open shed, locked it, and had the best sex ever. It was intense. Since then we've been dating.

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