the “bad guys” in hallmark movies end up always being the most respectful men ever.

because they will find out their girlfriend of 3 years (that they were about to propose to) went off to a random farm in minnesota, hours away from were the two of them built a life together, and she decided to just… stay there without even consulting him.

and then he decides to take a trip to make sure she’s okay, because this is generally alarming behavior, and then sees that she literally fell in love with her ex within one (1) week- and he wasn’t there, but you can TELL that they’ve made out a couple times.

and then she just strings him along for a few days, until fucking christmas eve, when she just breaks up with him and is like “i know we used to have the same values, but i’ve never loved you. mark makes me happier than you ever did. and you ONLY care about work, whereas i like christmas and fun, like a Good Person.”

and then, after finding out his entire relationship was a lie and he had his life turned upside down in a week and he got dumped on christmas, this guy’s just like “ok yeah that makes sense. i only wish you the best of happiness with mark. i hope you guys build a great life together in christmastreefarmville. thank you for everything.”

An AU where two Hallmark Christmas Bad Guys are both getting flights back to New York after being dumped by their respective Smalltown Blonde Girlfriends, and they bond over their shared experiences and fall in love in the departures lounge

“the other day” could mean anything with me. literally yesterday. or a week ago. Seven years past.

Mitski and hozier are writing the lyrics that taylor swift stans think that she's writing

i hate you e-tickets. give me a little keepsake or die

can i jsut say… isnt it insane that polar bears go underground like imagine just walking along with a shovel and u start digging a hole and a bear is in there

THEYRE JUST? THERE…. IN THE SNOW

I know it‘s supposed to be scary that there is apex predators just potentially sleeping under the surface of the snow like some kind of greek mythology monster but it just makes me laugh bc them living in holes just means polar bears just have little houses and look out of their little windows like:

this was funnier in my head

you know what really gets my goat?

el chupacabra

I’m sorry!? What?!

i already have a job and it's called keeping myself alive. why do i have to be employed on top of that

just a girl and her pet private jet against the world

‘there’s no platonic explanation for this’

buddy you wouldn’t believe what kind of platonic explanations im capable of

can you point at where the trans girl being cringe on the internet hurt you?

*sniff* right here

the cringe trans girl… is too adorable for my heart to take

um. hugs you slorpy smoepy style

@transgirl-gaming-thoughts

yes yesy yes yes yes yes hell yes ys yes yes

Flashback to that one moment where it felt like I'd found an aroace cheatcode on life somehow

You know, I wonder how dehumanizing it must be to be a member of the Hunting Dogs. Do the Hunting Dogs feel like monsters, like abominations? Do they even feel human? They're treated like weapons rather than people, but I wonder, do they still view themselves as human beings?

In chapter 76, Teruko says, "The capacities of a Hunting Dog's super body are the result of physical restructuring by special-ability engineers. However, this is through inhuman surgeries." But does she actually consider herself inhuman? Does Tecchou, Jouno, or even Tachihara think they're inhuman? How do you retain your sense of humanity knowing your body has been permanently altered, forever shackling you to your job until the day you die? How do you cope with the fact that if you leave your job, you'll die next month?

Also, after Fukuchi and the Decay of the Angels' defeat, I wonder how used they will feel. I wonder if they'll feel dirty, if the betrayal will stain the way they perceive their jobs and justice, knowing they were being used to aid in a terrorist plot. And knowing they did aid in a terrorist plot without even knowing.

Fukuchi used them, he used them as pawns, he masqueraded terrorism as justice. He played them. He is the very thing their unit swore to destroy, and they didn't even know.

And now their unit is falling apart. It's tragic. Like them, hate them, or feel neutral, the Hunting Dogs are tragic characters.

fake ass idgafer. I saw you gazing off into the distance like you were looking at something far away, something no one else could see but you

Tough grizzled guy at the biker bar: "How I got these scars? Heh... that's a long story, kid" (scene fades into a montage of mundane household accidents: touching a hot pan, running into a door, slipping in the shower, cutting a bagel wrong, etc.)

Link in bio. What will he learn?