My life is falling apart faster than it’s coming together
in america they have no word for drunk driving
they just call it driving
got pulled over twice in the past week I’m going to kill myself! the cop thought i was drunk driving today but i was completely sober going to my girlfriends house from work
Found a letter I wrote to someone who treated me like absolute shit and sent me into CONSTANT panic attacks and its so embarrassing like why was i so down bad when they literally treated me like dirt
nobody on tumblr has dated or had sex or kissed anyone or done drugs or drank alcohol we strip ourselves from these earthly pleasures and enter the monastic order of the tumblr blogger
Thought this picture was really funny earlier
Maybe not going to chicago but i might get to hit a dick bong so when one door closes another opens and life moves on
the truth you all don't want to admit is that in the mlp universe jesus christ did exist and he became a carpenter because of his cutiemark that was two planks and some nails and only right before the end did he figure out he had gotten it all mixed up
Going to Chicago in a few days what should i do
Got approached by the police MOMENTS before lighting up so thank you god for watching my back and blessing me with good timing but ALSO i didnt get to smoke so kms
“oh no we’re all doomed by the narrative” maybe you are. i’m the narrative’s favourite.
update: turns out this is not a good thing for me
remember when everybody on this website was in high school but like now if i see somebody on here thats in high school im like jesus christ.... are u okay how is that going for you....
Ordered 24 cinnabons at taco bell and they gave us 36 and we almost THREW UP before we gave up on tring to finins them