dark hozier take me to hell

Chaotic neutral hozier take me to lunch

amtit

garet

and pworl

who is traitor joe

and what did he do :/

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

what the heLL

Um….guys….

There are negative notes….

WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?

HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!

Its in the black hole of tumblr

At time of reblogging, this post has 1 note :’)

Uhm nothing was there then I hit the heart and 1 note popped up.. Guys I’m scared..

it has reset to 0 notes. what have you done?

now it’s floating in the middle of the thingy

EVERY DAMN TIME

There’s literally nothing there. 

What is this? 

I couldn’t scroll past this. I need to be part of history for this. There are no notes do you even realise

Let it be known I was here on this day of march twentieth twenty sixteen and I’m laying in bed at nine thirty am

WOO NO NOTES PARTYYY

WTF IS THIS?!?! IM CONFUSED NO NOTES WUT DA ACTUAL FUCK

I LIKED IT AND IT HAD ONE NOTE.

ONE.

NOTE.

Oh wow there are seriously no notes..

What the heck.

OH MY GOSH IT’S TRUE. There were 0 notes, now i liked and just one note popped up! I’m.. I’m not sure how this can happen..? But now I’m part of history YEAH 24th March 2016 - 03:05 am

WHOA SO WEIRD

I just had to see it for myself and it’s true. Holy crap.

On this day, March 24th, 2016 at 12:22 in the afternoon, I have made myself part of history.

it’s back

Huh….

I’ll probably always reblog this

I feel like tumblr staff have been motoring this post and they put a special code in it so no notes ever show up

This post is historic

It’s still happening. This is brilliant

As of November Twentieth Two thousand sixteen I am apart of history

WHAT HOW 12/3/16 MARK THE DATE

1/1/17 baby it’s still going

This is Sunshine - he believes he’s a superhero

“forever is long time; but I wouldn’t mind spending it by your side”

i love it when pets fall asleep on me because i can ask anyone to do anything for me sorry i can’t get up i have been chosen

Reblog if all your mutuals deserve happiness and love in 2017

スパゲッティみたいなケーブルがスッキリ…配線の達人によるビフォー・アフター写真いろいろ

These are the blessed servers of organization. Reblog to banish the mental chaos of 2016 and secure prosperity and good executive function in 2017.

I

as a guy who loves to smell like shit can someone explain the drinks on this bookshelf to me

You just can’t stop yourself from lying, can you?

did you know? the original hamster dance song was a sped up version of the whistle stop song from the furry robin hood movie all along

what the fuck

of all the things I’ve read on the internet this is the one I believe least of all despite having all the proof I need

so there’s this terrible spotify ad (i don’t have premium because unemployed. boo) from biore, about their ridiculous nose strips, and i want to throw something across the room every damn time i hear it. FIRST OFF, those “blackheads” on your nose usually aren’t even blackheads, they’re sebaceous filaments. if your skin is properly washed and exfoliated, then they’re not dirt, they’re supposed to be there. they’re just going to come back and biore KNOWS THAT, so they have that awful ad telling you that they look “dirty” and disgusting (their words!!! idk about the word disgusting but i know they used dirty and the entire ad is very very self esteem-killing) so you’ll keep on buying the damn nose strips for a fake condition that isn’t going to go away. you can diminish their appearance using AHA exfoliants, but they will be back within 24-48 hours if you try to remove them.

in other words: fuck you and your predatory scam, biore. throw out ur biore strips guys.

I NEVER KNEW THIS IF ONLY SOMEONE TOLD ME WHEN I WAS 12 I MAY NOT HAVE DEVELOPED DERMATILLOMANIA.

FOR FUCKING REAL

From the Wiki article on sebaceous filaments: “Unlike blackheads, however, they cannot be removed and are a permanent part of the human skin.”

This has honest to god changed my life okay thank you OP thank you so much

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when channing tatum was 16 he dated a guy and he’s spoken about it in great length and referred to himself as not-straight so stop calling him part of straight culture lmao

CHANNING TATUM LOVES MEN and works really hard to remind everyone of that all the time and somehow it keeps getting rewritten and forgotten because queer erasure is WILD, support Channing Tatum, man, he’s the genuinely kind inoffensive white normy looking guy we all dream of existing but think can’t be real, Channing unicorn Tatum

It was so disappointing when he went to Pride after he came out, and was happy and dancing and waving his flags, then it was posted all over the place as “This is how you be a straight ally.”

Channing Tatum is bisexual. Let’s use that word more often and not refer to bisexual people are “non-straight” because that is so silly. 

Pretty much every role he’s played, he’s made an effort to insert something into that character to make it obvious he’s bisexual. It’s one of the most precious things about him.

we know so much about celebrities and i didn’t know this what does this say

thats actually not what i was looking for at all, in fact

What hobby doesn’t require massive amount of time and money but is a lot of fun?

Sitting on a park bench and silently judging everyone who walks by.

(Not a cat)

That’s just the kind of thing a cat would say.

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