#big mood

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

reblog if ur in bed

apparently the key to happiness is to have a long and shitty winter

and if you can’t have that, surround yourself with deadly wildlife

or maybe these countries have free or reasonably priced health care, good education and costs nothing or very little, marriage equality(not all do however on the list but they at least aren’t extremely homophobic either), decent minimum wages, stable economies, low crime rates and so forth and also deadly wildlife because we protect our environment

Shots fired

No we have gun control

FUCK

every time I watch this, I fucking lose it (ಥ﹏ಥ)

😭😭😭😭

Danish milk struggle is real 💪

so apparently some guy goes around golf tournaments and shouts “mashed potatoes” after they tee off

In Denmark we had a children’s show called Naturpatruljen (the nature patrol) featuring Dr. Pjuskebusk (Fluffybush - ??) and two guys, Martin and Ketil who were out in nature. Sometimes Dr. Pjuskebusk would show up and ask them to “guess a poop.” They’d all sing and try to guess what sort of shit they’d found.

Plz tell me it’s not the show abt the 2 dudes w/ the Ladybug helmets LMAO

THIS IS THE BEST USAGE OF MEMES I’VE EVER SEEN 

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

top 10 things danes will say that might cause an awkward silence in a multicultural environment

((based on shit I’ve said))

1. I mean, I was like 12, of course I was getting drunk… right?

2. honestly, nothing makes your day like eating rye bread with heated liver paste. 

3. ohmyGAWD it is sO HOT. like, 15 degrees!! where are my shorts? put that fucken jacket away susanne, jesus.

4. y’know when you dance around the tree at christmas and just pray that one of the candles doesn’t fall off the tree and set everything on fire… again?

5. yea, I’ve been sick since september, but like, in two weeks we’ll be in march and the snow might melt so maybe I’ll stop coughing and dripping snot everywhere? 

6. *talks about an absurd thing to do* but really, I’ve done worse, I went to efterskole ((boarding school)).

7. ok so maybe I couldn’t feel my foot or walk, but I mean, it was january and I’d been outside for hours.

8. I’d like some vienna bread. no, a berliner. no, a dane. wait..

9. don’t you know that song “køb bananer”? huh? “buy bananas”? like, it’s a classic!! our cultural treasure!! “buy bananas”!!!!!

10. so we were eating lunch, and I swear to god, everyone was sooo drunk… what?

A little video we all should take a moment to watch and think about. 

Instead of thinking about what divides us we should think about what we have in common…

I’ve reblogged this on every account I have.

This is simplistic and intended to tug on heartstrings and all that shit but guys I really needed to see something about people not being dicks so if you needed that too please watch this.

Thanks for this, Denmark.

i think maybe we could all use a little simple heartstring-tugging right about now. <3

Wow, wow, wow. I just rewatched this 4x. Great tings

You don’t need to speak Danish to understand just how touching this commercial about a transgender teen and her father is

We thought that Allegro commercial about the man meeting his grandchild was this year’s most touching holiday ad, but now, we’re thinking this one takes the cake. Watch it and get ready to cry.

Gifs: Elgiganten Danmark

Actual Danish cities as translated directly into English

Ringe - Lousy

Hals - Throat

Skæve - Uneven

Vejen - The Road

Aabenraa - Open Raw

Balle - Buttcheek

Revn - Rupture

Øerne - The Islands (the town is not on an island)

København - Buy A Harbor (this is the capitol city)

Nyborg - Newcastle

Skive - Slice

Tissø - Pee Lake

Tarm - Intenstine

Buddinge - jelly Mørke - darkness Lem - vagina Skodsborg - shitty castle

Sæd - Semen Helved - Hell Rødby - Red Town Højby - High Town (or Hill Town) Hørmested - Smelly Place

Hundested - Dog Place Hanehoved - Rooster Head Aalborg - Eel Castle (not really but still) Silkeborg - Silk Castle Ølstykke - Beer Piece Odder - Otter Humlebæk - Hop Brook (the hop used to make beer) Tønder - Barrels Rødekro - Red Inn Præstø - Priest Island Tjæreborg - Tar Castle Knurrenborg - Growling Castle

denmark is a wonderful place