no greater tension than two mutuals who want to talk so badly but are afraid to so they like each other’s post until the end of time
Everyone should read their own fanfics recreationally tbh this shit fucking rules. It's like the author knows exactly what I like.
me watching Filoni and Favreau justify every single creative decision they made for Din in s3 like:
I think one reason I became obsessed with the Mandalorian in the first place was it was one of those shows where the main character is actually my favorite out of everyone. For so many it’s this one random side character we all latch onto and desperately hope to see more screen-time of, but with this one the whole time I just get to follow around this mysterious masked loner guy with a tragic backstory and capable of killing you without a second thought, and you would think he’d be that character who just hates everyone around him but nah actually he’s the most respectable and kind man you’ll ever meet once you get to know him, like he’d actually come to your bake sale and sample your homemade brownies if you just asked him to, and he can’t stop making friends with all the badass gays and lesbians wherever he goes entirely by accident because he’s too nice to reject people’s request for help even though he’s “definitely not a mercenary.” Also he decides after like a day that this weird green potato baby he’s been carrying around like a cat is his now and if you touch one hair on his head he’ll break your kneecaps. Just don’t perceive him, he hates to be perceived (while wearing the shiniest armor known to the galaxy). Din Djarin the man that you are.
din "the helmet stays on during the concussion check" djarin
girl if the speech din made to bo-katan was romantic then what the hell was that entire speech he made to boba fett. "i gave you my word, i'm with you until we both fall" is WAY more romantic than "these are the reasons i serve you lady kryze" like bro. be for real.
Luke compels people with the force a few times but Din never notices it's a force thing, he just thinks it's common sense that people do whatever Luke wants if he smiles a little and speaks softly
The Mandalorian doesn't know that he's turning into a simp ( T )
can’t trust anyone who criticises the mamma mia movie. like wtf are you even criticising. the plot?? the characterisation?? my brother in christ they put meryl streep, colin firth and amanda seyfried on an island, got them drunk and asked them to sing abba songs in the campest way possible that’s LITERALLY. IT. by this point you have to just assume that you’re the problem.
bitches be like "but we never learn who her father is!!" uh yeah we do she has Three??
Stating the obvious but anyway one thing this episode did via Grogu’s flashbacks is I think deliberately highlight similarities between the children of the watch and the jedi. Grogu remembering the teachers who fought and died to protect him is happening at the same time as a group of cotw mandos rescuing a foundling.
But there are other similarities of course, the taking in of foundlings generally, the somewhat communal way they are taught and raised, the way they are asked, when they reach a certain age and skill, if they are prepared to take on the vows of their respective creeds. They’re far from identical but I feel like the parallels are deliberate.
It’s interesting to look at Grogu’s choice in the context of what Luke could offer him versus what Din could offer him. It’s easy to boil it down to the choice between being a Jedi and a Mandalorian or a Jedi and having a “dad”, but seeing Grogu in a communal family setting like this, it makes me think about Grogu’s age a lot. Luke is a Jedi in the style of the Jedi Order, but he doesn’t have the community part of it yet. Grogu would be his first student. Ahsoka isn’t going to stick around. Grogu’s not even speaking yet, he’s not quite ready to stop being a child (he could if he had to, but he doesn’t feel ready for it if he has a choice), and that’s not something Luke can offer him yet. The Jedi Order before its genocide could, because they had Master Yoda who would understand Grogu’s life cycle, they had dedicated crechemasters, they had thousands of Knights and Masters to help teach him and raise him, they had people to take care of Grogu as a youngling. Luke doesn’t have that, he doesn’t have enough community yet to let Grogu stay as a child, and while Din can’t offer training him in the Force, he can offer that direct caretaking that Grogu still needs/wants. It’s interesting to see Grogu remembering the Jedi Order as a community that loved and protected and died for him, that he’s still grieving for his family and that’s part of why he chose to go with Din, because Luke can’t be what the Jedi Order was to Grogu, not yet, not without more time. That’s why he flashes back to the Jedi when he’s in the forge, because the way the Mandalorians all run to protect their adopted kid, that’s what the Jedi did for Grogu as well, that’s what his family did for him, just as Ragnar’s family is doing for him now. The Mandalorians and the Jedi definitely feel like they’re being paralleled here and I think it’s interesting to view those parallels through the lens of why Grogu chose Din over Luke, and that it’s partly because what Din offered him was closer to what Grogu was still missing in his heart.
ID: a tweet by @ olliephresh reading "I hate to say it but I'm happy the OceanGate Titanic sub happened during the writer's strike because I don't think I would have been able to handle an SNL skit about it". End ID
everyone posts edits of this image but nobody told me the og was funny as hell on its own
I have never seen an edit of this in my life
Anonymous asked:
How to feel like a person?
dont live with your mom
im about to test the limits of discord nitro
we are almost there folks
discord you can lag all you want but you arent going to stop me from fitting the entire bee movie into a 50 MB gif.
Let me win, you fool.
is this how we play this game? very well.
my friends support me. i know within my heart. i can do it.
I did it…. I did it everyone. I’m the happiest person in the world.
Cas: i love you 🥺
Dean for the past few days on tumblr dot com:
The trees: *exist*
Me: nice
The trees: *rustle slightly in the breeze*
Me: nice
Can we please make the deep sea the next cool desirable “final frontier” pretty please. I want Elon Musk to design a horrible Tesla Brand submarine and go down to map the Mariana’s Trench for commercial development and watch it crumple like a tin can the second it reaches 200 meters
Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
Might I add:
The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed
The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child
The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship
The adventures of a space roomba
Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)
I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head
hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):
- The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)
- The Monster of Sentan
- The Witch’s Cat
- Raise Both Children
- Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)
- Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)
- My Arch Nemesis Cynthia
- Pirates and Mermaid
- Eindred and the Witch
- The Demon King
- The Cornerwitch
- Grandmother Beetroot
- Apocalypse Daycare Worker
- Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon
- New Year Saga
- A Story About Changelings
- Ranger in the King’s Forest
- The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit
- Goblin Men (Canines)
I am in love with you /p
adding the Doctors Without Borders one
I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!
26. Haunted house
33. Narrative Town
35. Robot Apocalypse
37. Kushiel
38. Tooth Fairy
39. Alien abduction
42. Space cousins
WAIT REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD
The Supervillain Wrangler definitely needs to be on this list.
am i doing it right?
You are, we are so proud of you, putting this up on the big tumblr fridge
