“Troverai qualcuno migliore di me e mi dimenticherai. Lo fanno tutti. Lo farai anche tu.”

Robert Sheehan IS Klaus and you cannot convince me otherwise.

Rob IS NOT klaus because klaus is a drug addicted man who has depression and uses sarcasm as a coping mechanism while Rob is just sarcastic

Klaus + puppy eyes

Robert Sheehan for Rollacoaster Magazine (2019)

“[Neil Gaiman] is just the f*cking shit!”

The Magnus Effect - When a small amount of spin is added to a dropped object, the object moves forward

P H Y S I C S

I’ve watched this too many times .

ok who gonna go pick that up tho :/

he was passing it to the fish it’s their turn to play

List of lists

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

today is the day

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

harry styles lyric twitter headers // like or reblog if you save

how to draw arms ? ? 

holy fuck

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

yes !!

but how much extend

^^^^^^^^^^

I NEARLY CHOKED

Wow. I’ve never thought about this before.

Girly 2000′s Bops

8tracks // spotify

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

I reblogged this yesterday but idc, I ain’t playing games with Madame Zeroni or Mama Kitt

Madame Zeroni ain’t for play play

Fuck it, hope she bless me

But what if a nigga don’t reblog this and they great great great grand kid finds a treasure chest?🤔

What year did this start? I’m always feels my like I have to reboot this

not risking shitttt

The fuck, guys? I don’t even know who she is bur damn I’ve been cursed before so I ain’t risking

The fuck you mean you don’t know who she is?!

she gets re-blogged on my dashboard at least once a week?

Street Art: Before & After.

I love these…..

Chaotic Good

My favorite part is that these are going to be someone’s neighborhood landmarks. “Turn left at the saxaphone player,” “yeah I work in the shop right next to the Princess Leia fire hydrant,” “if you pass the shady guy selling watches, you’ve gone too far.” The urban and suburban worlds are so funny of random infrastructure points that you’re just supposed to ignore, like those big metal wiring cabinets on the side of the road and all those backflow preventers all over the place. With just a little paint, now they have friendly, comprehensible meaning.

holy shit

I.C.O.N.I.C

Y'all mind if I

You forgot the next year where Lisa was dating two women

Lisa is canonically bisexual!

And polyamorous, apparently

Now that’s a cheesy prison wedding

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

this is emmett and cullen they are best friends

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.

Dogs are truly angels.