some mario dump i watched the damn movie once and they won't leave my brain
That last one on the bottom right tho
frog machine
it jumps when it’s done and sloshes coffee directly on to your shirt. you don’t even have to get a mug and spill it yourself. the future is amazing.
Just thinking about how republicans are going after normie sex shit like "internet porn" and "dildos" now
we fucking told y'all
to be clear: the right views any sex that isn't purely procreative as deviant. it's not just kink, or queer sex they find abhorrent. And they genuinely believe that the better educated you are about sex in general, including about gender shit, the more deviant you are. they're legitimately trying to claw everyone down to hell with them.
Now? Before 2003 it was legit technically illegal in some states for even straight couples to have oral or anal sex, and there are still laws in some states restricting how many dildos you can own etc.
I don't really know what the goal is with putting a numerical limit on dildos, but with republicans the answer is usually "There isn't one. Die."
Could you get around this by melting the bases of dildos together to form a sort of dick ferris wheel, therefore transforming many dildos into technically one sex toy? Or do they go by head count
I don't know but we should try it and take that shit all the way to the supreme court
“I will not be another flower picked for my beauty and left to die. I will be wild, difficult to find, and impossible to forget.”
— Erin Van Vuren
Source: quotemadness.com
I'm making my OCs in this picrew because even tho I could theoretically just draw them, fun digital paper doll go brrrrr
Here's Bree :)
my autopsy results came back negative There was nothing in there
sure you've reblogged a million posts about how Love Is Stored In The Soup but are you like.... actually nice to people
me irl
if i can just add–
yes, exactly.
i actually dont mind tumblr posts reposted to pinterest. the 13 y/o "pinterest in the only social media my parents let me have" girlies deserve a little treat
OH MY GOD
now all of pinterest knows i have large ballz
