I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY
@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.
oh no the horrors-
wait hang on. it’s past 9 pm. false alarm, i cannot trust the horrors
Listen I’m not saying I’m going to be the one to discuss cannibalism at Jamestown but I am also just conveniently very prepared if it gets brought up in conversation.
Did you hear about the new [tumblr] check marks? If so, what are your thoughts?
I think that Tumblr should make the blue check marks compulsory, but if you pay them $8 then you don't have to have one.
my favorite part abt this generation is no one is ironing their clothes anymore fjckfncn fuck that! if the wrinkles wanna be there let them
Walked into a record store and ONLY got what I went in for.
A feat of strength I can never replicate again. 🙏
Sometimes you just open up your calendar app and stare at it for a solid 30seconds wondering why you needed this until remembering your needed your weather app.
Happy Monday, y’all.
Have a good day.
My job wants me to fill out a favorite things list and now I’m debating how honest to be for this.
The rivalry I have going on with one of my local record stores is one-sided from my end but is intense and escalating oh my god.
I say one-sided but they are the villain in this story.
The rivalry I have going on with one of my local record stores is one-sided from my end but is intense and escalating oh my god.
Venn diagram of people who like hbo chernobyl and the terror is a circle
What painting is your avatar from?
Honestly? I knew this once upon a time because I vividly remember needing to hunt down this specific painting when I lost my cropped file for it like, years ago.
However? That information is lost to time.
I wish you luck in your googling. 😌
My body is NOT a temple… It is a labyrinth that I Do Not know the exit to.
