Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

As a 19 year old, I oddly love Target as if I were a suburban mother of four

“Wanna hangout?” Actually, I have to do something in a few weeks so I need to stay home and rest until then, thanks though!

These are hands down the best graduation pictures I’ve seen . 🙌🏾😴

These win!

do you ever feel the need to ask someone if they still want you in their life because it always feels like they don’t care about you or that you are bothering them.

This song is very catchy but you know what's catchier...

These hands

When bae asks why I am mad: 

sleep until you’re okay again

My life as a college student, smh

that was only 6 seconds

Literally said shit 12 times

Spend more time outside at night when everything is quiet

i live in the hood bitch

👆👆👆👆

i dont mean to be dramatic but talking to someone every day for a while is really nice until that day comes when you like dont talk to them for like 24 hours and u really just feel like youre dying

i want someone to hold my hand in crowded places & talk to cashiers for me

Love this.

“Who’s your best friend?” (sound on)