DJ widdershins shocks clubgoers by not rotating at all
why does no one ever talk about being able to physically feel the last thing you copied. like youll right click a url and copy it and be able feel the weight of it like its in some kind of inventory
leave my sylladex out of this she didn't do anything to you
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when I was eleven and reading homestuck for the first time I didn't know much english yet so basically troll words entered my vocabulary and I learnt an exclamation point isn't called a shoutpole like seven years later . I called a bathroom an ablution block to my poor english teacher's face
NEVER ask a self taught artist how to draw!!! they don’t know they did that EITHER babe!!!!
when someone reblogs/posts too much good shit in a row and you gotta reblog it all and it looks like you have a gay crush on them
having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure
mtndewloyalist-x
That’s literally why the government wants to stop it
Sorry, my what? My pronouns? Oh, yeah I'm between genders at the moment. No, it's cool, I quit my last gender a little while ago because it really wasn't working out. I don't know if I even have a dream gender anymore.
Oh yeah, it did come with benefits, but they weren't really worth it. The culture was really toxic. To be honest I think I'd prefer a part-time gender so I can just be self-described in my spare time.
Every attempt to have a conversation about education or healthcare in America goes exactly like this
Me: "I wish they made toilet paper out of a material other than platinum. The platinum toilet paper is very expensive and doesn't work very well."
Y'all: "But don't you know that the workers at the platinum toilet paper factory work really hard? :( They're terribly mistreated as well, and when you say things like this it makes them cry and cry and cry. It's like you hate workers."
Me: "Well, that stinks. They should unionize."
Y'all: "They should u-what?"
A little comparison between the two versions/lores I have going for QC . Him existing within actual fairytale stories (the type of queercoding his design was first based on), and how queer erasure and queercoding interact with each other in the real world.
The test reads:
“Fairytaleverse (sleeping beauty’s dark fairy) magic: could end the world if it wasn’t Off-Script”
“Queer-Historical (201?-202?) magic: ability limited to post-1934 and by what he has deduced is possible with it.”
*Another note about the latter is that his magic is just significantly less powerful than it is in ftv
Don't get strung out by the way that I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
70s and 80s QC vibes! One of the names he was known by in this period is F. Dorothy or just Dorothy as a reference to Friends Of Dorothy ;)
Hi! You may know me as the dweeb who made that dumb HRT gummy commercial a while back. I don't wanna spend too much time on my sob story or clog your dashboard, so you can read it under the cut. The tl;dr version is I'm playing whack-a-mole with debt and bills and I'm in freefall until I can get on unemployment, which is taking ages.
what is it abt south park that makes teenagers watching it black out and write WILDLY out of character yaoi of the racist egg children
🔥 choose violence ask game 🔥
- the character everyone gets wrong
- a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom
- screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr
- what was the last straw that made you finally block that annoying person?
- worst discord server and why
- which ship fans are the most annoying?
- what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them?
- common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about
- worst part of canon
- worst part of fanon
- number of fandom-related words you've filtered
- the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them
- worst blorboficiation
- that one thing you see in fics all the time
- that one thing you see in fanart all the time
- you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)
- there should be more of this type of fic/art
- it's absolutely criminal that the fandom has been sleeping on...
- you're mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like...
- part of canon you found tedious or boring
- part of canon you think is overhyped
- your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores
- ship you've unwillingly come around to
- topic that brings up the most rancid discourse
- common fandom complaint that you're sick of hearing
People on this website will come up to you and demand to know if you're "pro-apple" or "pro-berries" and if you ask why those are the only two options they tell you to kill yourself
one of my absolute least favourite tropes is when a character is faced with some sort of difficult moral choice and they just straight up refuse to engage with it at all and do the uncomplicated idealistic thing and then it works out due to purely external circumstances that had jack shit to do with them. it's such an absolute non-statement like yeah i guess we would all be unconditionally kind if we knew events would conspire to make things end well for us
it's like how in bioshock you could murder the little sisters for resources but if you rescued them you got a big gift basket of resources anyway, instantly turning the comparatively interesting question of 'will you kill these innocent children to make your own survival easier' into the very boring question of 'will you kill these children because youre a sickopath who loves killing'
thisis so funny and makes me so angry. pack it up trans guys you arent oppressed
ruh roh dont cancel me guys
these people hate bisexual women i think they should be sent into the scary zone