writing fanfiction is wild. i could make these two characters do anything. i could make them get married rn. the possibilities are endless

AH, YES, THE HORRORS™

mech with “student driver” stickers slapped all over it

"if you're going to eat that rotisserie chicken please do it in an area where none of us can see" you hate me. you hate me because i have different eating habits than you and you want me to STARVE

look upon my works ye mighty and weep (im not done there's still plenty of good meat on there)

reviews are in

ah god that evil girl and her gay dads are at the gymnastics championships again

ao3 writers staring at their inboxes 0.2 seconds after posting a new fic

one of the funniest things about amok time is that they started the season that way. they said okay baby we’re back! so here’s the thing; spock HAS to fuck,

Am I intentionally making him look more like Oscar Isaac? The world way never know...

obsessed with sokka’s name kinda popping up everywhere in school books years after atla. like yeah ur learning history about the end of the hundred year war? oh right with the avatars amazing team and some non bender named sokka who probably wasn’t all that important. on to gym class where u learn different fighting styles, did you know btw that the first guy to ever train with the kyoshi warriors was some random guy named sokka? oh well. can’t be late for physics where we learn about the invention of the air balloon and the submarine by … sokka? huh okay I guess, on to politics where we learn about all these important decrees over all the different nations which were first proposed by.. ah man, sokka? again? anyway art class now, here look at these paintings made by sokka

@queenangella your tags ❤️

I have almost definitely said it before but by god I will say it again: the funniest possible way to do the whole “fake marriage” trope would be like two people getting married so they can invoke the spousal privilege that lets them refuse to testify against one another in court. a couple of mobsters sweating bullets in a vegas wedding chapel so they aren’t compelled to rat on each other when the next heist inevitably goes sour

if i made tv shows i would insist on having those "previously on..." recaps at the start of each episode because they're fun and also so i could use one of them to show a series of events that definitely never happened in the story before being like "oops! wrong timeline lol" and cutting to the actual opening and never acknowledging what the fuck just happened again

when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing

the bechdel test

this anime passed the bechdel test during the hot springs episode when the girls were comparing titty sizes

to be fair the original point of the bechdel test was “can i interpret these two characters as lesbians” and there is quite a lot of bad harem anime where the answer is “yes”

*survives the horrors by being such a silly goofy guy that my presence fundamentally changes the genre*

when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.

@vesselvindicate get peer reviewed

how could you...

Bruce Wayne’s son privilege.

Yoohyun used to be so well behaved, no idea where he got that from.

the brother merely asked his brother a brotherly question, expressing his brotherly protectiveness, then proceeded to brotherly burn another man's clothing that was wrapped around his brother to show his brotherly possessiveness

Seeing Yoohyun seething in a crappy plastic lawn chair is sending me help…..