Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

By Talos this can't be happening

reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.

why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op

I figured out roughly how many notes it's been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023

If we keep it going at this rate we'll be far past 666k

IMPORTANT

Okay so clearly I've underestimated y'all

So how about we make this more interesting?

I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022

Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night

Reblog to throw a hedge apple in OP's driveway

What the fuck is this eldritch fruit? I'm in.

It's Maclura pomifera, commonly known as the osage orange or hedge apple. It is known to be native only to a small area of Texas and the edge of Oklahoma and Arkansas. Before the invention of barbed wire, it was pruned repeatedly and shaped to make dense impenetrable hedges to contain animals.

The fruits are inedible—not poison, they're just hard and taste bad.

The wood is super-strong, burns hotter than any other wood, and is ideal for making bows!

We should just fill this post with other interesting things as reasons to reblog it

Actually I like this idea, we should do that. Here's my fun fact contribution; actual old English, what one could call Anglo-Saxon (as opposed to, for example, Shakespearean English, which a lot of people call old English but is actually antiquated modern English), is a Germanic language, and modern English shares a lot of roots with German because of that. It was also, at one point, written with runes.

The hagfish is a deep-sea fish speculated to be related to lamprey. It exudes a strange goo that is believed to be used to clog the gills of attackers. This goo has been found to be a very good substitute for egg whites in cooking.

HAGFISH SLIME EGG WHITE SUBSTITUTE???

Saponify is a word which means to Turn into Soap

Which is great cuz it means you can threaten to saponify someone and it will both confuse and frighten them!

Wizard Convention Banned Spell List 2022: Saponify

This is absolutely fucking incredible.

160,000 notes have been added since yesterday evening.

OP has well and truly Icarus'd too close to the fucking sun

op you are absolutely fucked

Free infodumping??? *grabs my loupe*

Did you know that these three gemstones

is the same???

Morganite, aquamarine, and emerald all belong to the beryl family. Also in the beryl family are heliodor, which is yellow; goshenite, which is clear; and red beryl, which is relatively rare and has no fun name.

Differences in the trace elements and temperatures of the growing environment determines the color and saturation of the stone. And! You can technically have a green beryl that is not an emerald—emerald is kept distinct by the inclusion of either vanadium or chromium, and iron. Green beryl only contains iron, making it a much paler and more yellow green.

Bonus fact: about 30% of the gemstones you could list off the top of your head are a quartz variant.

THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES

OH IF WE’RE DOING FREE INFODUMPING!!

Did you know that the way astronomers are able to figure out the chemical components of stars is by using things called emission and absorption spectrums? This is what they look like:

The way this works is that different elements on the periodic table have different energy levels, or “shells.” That’s what those lines around the nucleus are:

When an electron gets hit with a photon, it goes into an excited state and moves up the sublevels within an energy level. Think of it like going up stairs that lead to different floors on a building! That’s what an absorption spectrum represents: it’s the photons, or essentially the light particles, that the electrons absorb.

When an electron goes down a sublevel, it releases that photon, and gives off or emits energy, which is what the emission spectrum shows. It does this at different wavelengths, and the frequencies of these wavelengths can change the color of the light. Each element has a different way of doing this, so when scientists look for the elements in stars, they look at the emission spectrum of those stars, the emission spectrum of certain elements, and see what lines up! 

In the model below, you can see what that looks like in practice. By looking at at the lines on each of the elements listed below and comparing it to the observed spectrum of the star, an astronomer can pick out what elements the star has!! 

I came to help with spacefodumping!!! And to add another penny to OP’s self care jar!!! ☺️

Did you know that the most wonky planet in our solar system might not be Uranus…

..But Venus?

Thaaaaat’s right!! This absolute beauty, according to certain measurements, has an axis tilt of about 177.3 degrees- she’s almost entirely upside down!! Because of this, our lovely lady actually rotates backwards as compared to the other planets!!

The definition of axal tilts has changed before, and it could definitely change again- take this with as many grains of salt as your shaker has!! ☺️ No matter what, though, she doesn’t display seasons- and we’re still exploring the possibility of life related molecules in her atmosphere!!

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ok im mildly curious how you managed to get an ascii amogus

like this

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fair enough! carry on

Rain Forest Eeveelutions (Open Species, please link back to this post somewhere and give credit. I’d love to see what people do with them!)

A population of the Eevee line that developed and evolved in heavy rain forest areas. They’re smaller in size and harder to tame in captivity, making them unsuitable companion Pokemon for inexperienced trainers. Hunted for their fur, they were once considered a Vulnerable Species but are now listed as Least Concern. (Heavily based on Ocelots and various animals)

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Someone pointed out on the komahina dog thing i drew the fact that komaeda's dog could also be all fluffy and white and I instantly thought SAMOYED DOG FOR KOMAEDA BC THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THEM.

YES

Starter type swap evolutions

Reblog if you think Meowth deserves more love

Dog found singing and playing the piano while owners aren’t there 

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These are all excellent points!

I do agree that there is a strong connection between Susie and the Butcher Gang’s hater. However, I don’t think that they are the same person. And that’s for one very important reason:

Susie wasn’t working alone.

Take a close look at the Dead Boris Room from Chapter 1:

There is no doubt that it’s Susie’s work - the golden message says so, the dead Boris looks identical to the ones inside her lair, and there’s a “Dreams Come True” message inside the workshop, which is strongly associated with her.

But there’s something out of place in this room - the candles! These are Sammy’s candles! In fact, the only other place inside the workshop, where these candles can be found, is inside Sammy’s Room.

What does this mean? Simple - Sammy assisted Susie with the murder of that Boris.

Another piece of evidence for them having worked together is the Tommy Gun. Susie tells us it belonged to “someone very special”. We know that she used to have a crush on Sammy. And what do we find among Joey’s sketches?

Both of these things strongly imply that Susie has obtained the Tommy Gun from Sammy. This, in turn, means that they’ve been working together at some point in the past, and probably murdered that one Boris together.

Which brings me to the next important point: the candles are not the only thing inside that dead Boris room, which wasn’t left by Susie. There’s also the “Who’s Laughing Now? message.

The Butcher Gang is strongly connected to this message - it’s the name of their theme song. But Susie couldn’t have been the one, who wrote it, for one simple reason - she is not resistant to ink.

If she came down to the ink machine, she never would’ve been able to leave. She’d become a drop of water in the ocean, as per Allison’s allegory.

So who did write that message there?

Not Sammy - the number of fingers doesn’t match. Which leaves only one other possibility - the ink creature, which left the footprints at the end of chapter 1.

Neither Sammy, nor Susie, has feet that would resemble theirs, so we know for sure that the two of them were not alone in that workshop. If Sammy was helping Susie with her murders, chances are high that this third individual did so as well. And since we know that they’re resistant to ink, they are the most likely author of the other “Who’s Laughing Now?” message inside the ink machine.

Lastly, Alice’s reaction to the Butcher Gang is completely opposite to her reaction to Brute Boris:

She is proud of her work on Boris, yet the Butcher Gang disgusts her, implying they are someone else’s work. Susie isn’t even the only one to cut out their hearts - the Projectionist is also doing this. Her actions are not unique to her.

She also has no canon reason to dislike the cartoon Butcher Gang anymore than she dislikes cartoon Boris, so she wasn’t the one who destroyed their posters. And she definitely wouldn’t pluck out her own eye to give it to Striker - it’s counterproductive to her goal of obtaining perfect looks.

tl;dr I agree that Susie is connected, but I think that the connection comes from the fact that she used to work together with the individual torturing them. They have probably both learned a thing or two from one another.

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more batim memes for the soul

So yestaday my friend showed me a batim ask stream him and his pals did and oh boi it was amazing the whole thing the voice acting the asks the answers it was amazing

So after watching it (it was around 3 am after i watched it) i decided to draw the butcher gang cause i havnt drawn them in a while and i got inspired so enjoy

Stream bellow

stream by: teamvoicebosses uwu

Plz watch cause i swear-hffhgd

Finally had the motivation to do some drawing for once - I was planning on doing the Ink Demonth but I’m way too far behind to properly start now (plus I’ve lost my main sketchbook so I’m making do with my small black one atm ;;)

I’ve never actually drawn any of the Butcher Gang before so I’m pretty happy w this as a first attempt, now I just gotta finish it and get on with drawing the rest of em

Somthing me and my best friend noticed awhile ago is that in this comic barley is called a "bandit" and in showdown bandit the voice actor for lacie benton is showdown bandit

And that some of us speculate that lacie is fisher or somhow linked to barley

The creator did say the comics have a meaning 👁👁

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was going to post this a few days ago but i forgot… welcome to my twisted fucking au

Swing set

Two little Sammys, Mel moaning about getting ink on his glasses, and Cameraman thriving in the studio because he has one heck of a body guard.

I maaaaaaaay have created another Sammy....

Ages ago I mentioned that if I were ever to be given the chance to remake BatIM into a resident evil/bioshock-esk horror game, I wanted Sammy's boss battle to be a little bit more grand than what we got in chapter 5.

This is what I propose: Turning Sammy into the living embodiment of the music department. You accomplish this by flooding the Lost Harbour in an attempt to dissolve Sammy during the initial stage of his fight, but in the process you also dissolve the Lost Ones and Searchers residing at the harbour. Once the ink drains into the river, the abomination known as the Mad Maestro rises out of the depths...

Its essentially a mass of limbs under the discordant control of a now completely deranged Sammy. It's not the most nimble of creatures so you can easily maneuver around its many limbs (although I'd avoid standing in the same place too long because getting stepped on is an instant game over). To beat it you have to trap it in a smaller area adjacent to the Lost Harbour, and collapse it on top of the monstrous thing so that it can be impaled by falling debris. You do this by destroying support beams through baiting the Mad Maestro like you do Beast Bendy (yes this battle takes on that mechanic, meaning the final battle with the Ink Demon is different from the actual game). Should you get caught however, you'll be met with swift death accompanied by a symphony of mad cackles.