this is cool don’t lie to yourself

wow I can’t believe the Jonas Brothers aren’t brothers anymore

In 2009, the attorney general for the island state of Tasmania stated that Australian wallabies had been found creating crop circles in fields of opium poppies, which are grown legally for medicinal use, after consuming some of the opiate-laden poppies and running in circles

In case anyone is wondering, here is what said crop circles look like.

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Of all potential Crop Circle explanations, I don’t thing *anyone* saw “stoned wallabies” as a candidate, let alone the likely suspect.

there’s a post going around about mixing nyquil with 5 hour energy and I’m thinking about the time my parents were both out of town and my brother was in charge of dropping me off at school and I must’ve been 15 or 16 and I was really miserably sick so he gave me nyquil and but the time we were pulling up to the school I was crashing so his friend who was driving said ‘I have a redbull in the glove compartment” and they said “drink it and it’ll like even it out” so I did and I walked into school at 7:30 AM

and then immediately the last bell rang and school was over.

potion seller, I’m going into school and I need your STRONGEST dissociation

put your DJ name in the tags

okay i have to reblog again bc the tags are amazing

Every time I see this I’m equally unprepared for the punchline bc I forget it’s a joke until the end

wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years 

hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean

Safety first. (via tarahoward75)

When your dad is a twin 😊 This is so cute!

Семейный вечер

dogspotting: 20 pictures a day of dogs on a leash in the downtown area of some small city 

catspotting:

Somebody gave our mascot statue a tennis ball.

good he deserves it

he is a good boy

I’m so happy for them

@willow