technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

ill fight an anthropologist ill fight a psychoanalyst i dont give a shit

when people bring up your past

You should check out Welcome to My Life by Elizabeth Ito! It’s a Cartoon Network short that was just released and it has garnered quite a bit of totally deserved critical praise. It’s like a warm blanket you just wanna wrap yourself up in. I love it!

1 like = 1 manager trying to convince you to watch game of thrones

reblog to “haha cool ill check it out”

in my mothers jewelry box, hidden amongst precious family heirlooms was a promotional coin for space jam

Reblog the spacejam coin for luck and money

pythagoras believed that out of all the planets earth was the worst and the further you could get away from earth the better. some guys burned down his house but he didnt lose his cool he just walked out into the woods and died

I just wanted to make an inspirational video but I hit the wrong audio filter

masterpost

lawful neutral, lawful good, lawful evil

not gonna say it again

thank GOD kohls finally has the professional uncle line in, i’ve just been waiting and wearing suit jackets with marmaduke comics in the pockets

I  NEED THESE

THESE ARE FULL SUITS ARE THEY ARE LITERALLY $99.

ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.

Elvira.

i would like to propose that this text post is “culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant" enough to be preserved in the library of congress

THIS BLOG IS A NO ZONE

Dont

Hello friends!!! On this April 1st I- with neither guile nor ill-intent- invite you all to listen to Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up with me, because it’s a fun song that I enjoy. You’re a free agent in this decision entirely. Happy April Fools Day

when hets think their weird sex makes them queer it rly reveals what they think abt actual queer ppl

Many queer people embrace an expansive and ambiguous concept of queer as any sort of non-normative sex–that stretches far beyond just the gender/sex of the person you’re having sex with. See: The Charmed Circle. 

Sex can be non-normative among many axes–including procreative properties, marital status, place, numbers, commitment levels, and more. 

The fact that you think its “weird” speaks more about you than them. And it’s what queer liberation aims to fight against.

wow shut the fuck up

autumn how do you stand this nonsense

its mostly all kinda hilarious 2 me tbh

if you just look at my fucked-up sex wheel here, you’ll find that actually, jerking off in public is incredibly queer, and liberatory, and stop oppressing me

i want to delete this post off wverryones dashboards simultaneously

wow way to associate “homosexuality” with sin like.. thanks & cross-generational omg!!!!! im dead bye

My brother discovered that if you order a shake at sonic and ask them to put a corndog in it, they will in fact do it.

Secret menu item

Let’s Find Pokémon: Gold/Silver