*Makes pasta*

*Checks fridge for pasta sauce*

*Sees that there is no pasta sauce*

*Opens fresh jar of pasta sauce* *Puts pasta sauce in the fridge*

*Finds another opened jar of pasta sauce*

*Deep sigh*

#I swear I've done this like 5 times #And when I check the fridge I am certain the jar isn't there #But then out of nowhere after I open a new jar it just materializes #I don't know even eat pasta that much what I am supposed to do with two nearly full jars

lordumpa

Eldritch snowman I drew during geometry

#Random #School #Doodle #mafs #It was pretty normal at first but then I kept adding detail #Then when I started paying attention again I was lost lol

lordumpa

theatrequeen

reblog if your name isn't Hans.

2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!

We’ll find you Hans.

skadiyoko

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because hans cant.

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.

I couldn’t not reblog…

3,531,544 non-Han’s

swanqueenandrizzles

anirtak420

Oh hans, if only you could reblog this.

3,697,721 non Han’s

im not hans

by process of elimination we will find every Hans on this site

flamingfoxninja

Why the fuck are there 10 million people on this site??

ikebanaka

Where are you Hans

We’ll find you Hans

Come out, come out wherever you are Hans…

hans can’t run forever.

Hans, stop running, we will find you, it is inevitable.

fandomdweller

We will find you, Hans.

ask-tricky-the-clown

Haaaaaaaaaaaaans!

whit-and-friends

COME OUT HANS WHERE EVER YOU ARE?

neonross

why is everyone after the Hans

notpukichosadly

because you know

pond-porridge

H a n s

K n o w s

T h e r e f o r e

H e

S h a l l

B e

S t o p p e d

have we found him?

So uh, apparently Golems molt!

Imagine being a young trainer and not knowing that your Golem molt periodically and just witnessing your beloved pokemon simply SPLIT IN HALF

Not a fun experience

Tell me what y'all think!

#no #i dont like it #why nintendo #why does this exist

lordumpa

#pokemon #pokemon go #pokemon memes #pokemon go memes

lordumpa

#Pokemon #Pokemon GO #Pokemon memes #Pokemon Go memes

lordumpa

#minecraft #minecraft memes #ghast #piglin

lordumpa

one-time-i-dreamt

I was a delivery man for FedEx but when I realized I didn’t know how to drive, I lost my ability to drive in the dream. I was barely able to drive the truck home and when I went inside to tell my mom what had happened, I heard someone trying to steal the truck and went back outside to stop them. They easily knocked me to the ground, pulled out a gun, and took off their mask revealing themselves to be Rick Astley before shooting me.

lordumpa

#Legend of Zelda #Legend of Zelda memes #Ocarina of Time #Ocarina of time memes #Ganon #Ganondorf #Great Deku Tree

lordumpa

theatrequeen

postplus-protest

POST PLUS IS COMING, WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT!

Despite the fancy survey, changes to the UI and TOS reveal we’re getting the service in the future whether we want it or not. Obviously, Post+ is a terrible idea that is trying to bank revenue on user content. Unlike patreon or onlyfans, tumblr’s primary focus is on FAN content. The legality of this is NOT in the users favor and as the new tumblr TOS states, said users will be entirely liable for whatever legal matters arise.

SO WHAT ARE WE DOING?

Besides filling out the survey, it’s time to show tumblr we mean business and show our displeasure by hitting them where it hurts.

Ad revenue.

We’re proposing a 24 hour log off as phase one of this protest.

WHEN IS THE PROTEST?

AUGUST 6th, 2021 12 am Eastern Time (US) 5 am Greenwich Mean Time 6 am Central European Time 8 am Moscow Standard Time 1 pm Australian Western Time 2 pm Japan Standard Time 3:30 pm Australian Central Time 4 pm Australian Eastern Time AUGUST 5th, 2021 11 pm Mountain Time (US) 9 pm Pacific Time (US)

THE END TIME IS 24 HOURS FROM START TIME!!!

So no posting, no queues, no likes, and no reblogs!