my coworker today was like “i bet you dont know this song” and put on Don’t Go Breaking My Heart. And I was like “yeah, of course I do, it’s Elton John” and he was like “who?” and I said “Elton John. He wrote this” and he was like “oh I don’t know about that, it’s just in the Chicken Little movie”
queenofdebate
How am I supposed to explain to my family that this is the only thing that will make me laugh anymore
I'M SO INVESTED IN THE FANTASY DIVORCEES
forget baby fever, the perceived need to grab any piece of free furniture you see in your 20s is unreal
excerpts from THE OLD GUARD (2020) screenplay by Greg Rucka
Chapters: 28/? Fandom: The Old Guard (Movie 2020) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Joe | Yusuf Al-Kaysani/Nicky | Nicolò di Genova Characters: Joe | Yusuf Al-Kaysani, Nicky | Nicolò di Genova, Andy | Andromache of Scythia, Quynh | Noriko, Nile Freeman, Booker | Sebastien le Livre Additional Tags: Trans Nicky | Nicolò di Genova, tmpreg, Trans Male Pregnancy, Transphobia, Homophobia, Fluff and Angst, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Smut, Domestic Fluff, they're gay and sappy and in love, Unplanned Pregnancy, Mental Health Issues, References to Depression, Panic Attacks, Anxiety, Gender Dysphoria, Body Dysphoria, questionable medical accuracy, medical scares, no miscarriage, Angst with a Happy Ending, Mpreg, but not in a kink way, Author is Nonbinary Summary:
Nicolò is not only content but happy in his life. He and Joe only seem to grow closer every day, their friends are all amazing and supportive, the family they keep is loving and wonderful. Things are good... until Nicky starts to feel sick. With each passing day, Nicky sees no improvement, only seeming to get sicker and sicker. He prays it isn't his hormones or something worse, but the answer they receive is not only surprising but terrifying and exciting.
Please see chapter notes for specific warnings as needed. Updated as best as I can. The story will be finished, but please be patient with the author.
Source: archiveofourown.org
Hello I am… here again? Gonna start posting about my big fic I write over on AO3 I think.
It’s them!!
while I was watching the early seasons of MASH, I thought the friendship between Mulcahy and Klinger was very sweet, but unfortunately it was one of the things that got toned down in later seasons, along with Klinger’s cross dressing 🥲 so I figured I’d draw something that features both their friendship and Klinger’s wonderful outfits <3
Looks like my tumble got hacked! Hopefully no weird messages or things got sent out!
“Your Highness. The transmissions we received. What is it that they've sent us?”
“Hope.”
Happy #rogueone anniversary, everyone!!!
Incredible Art commission by @littlesmartart
me at school: “when I get home, im catching up on all my work and finishing assignments"
me as soon as I get home:
DURING AN OPEN commission meeting Wednesday, the Federal Trade Commission voted unanimously to enforce laws around the Right to Repair, thereby ensuring that US consumers will be able to repair their own electronic and automotive devices.
The FTC’s endorsement of the rules is not a surprise outcome; the issue of Right to Repair has been a remarkably bipartisan one, and the FTC itself issued a lengthy report in May that blasted manufacturers for restricting repairs. But the 5 to 0 vote signals the commission’s commitment to enforce both federal antitrust laws and a key law around consumer warranties—the Magnuson Moss Warranty Act—when it comes to personal device repairs.
The vote, which was led by new FTC chair and known tech critic Lina Khan, also comes 12 days after President Joe Biden signed a broad executive order aimed at promoting competition in the US economy. The order addressed a wide range of industries, from banks to airlines to tech companies. But a portion of it encouraged the FTC, which operates as an independent agency, to create new rules that would prevent companies from restricting repair options for consumers.
HOLY
SHIT
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gumball snaps and kills james charles
god i know this website will call literally anything feral but this man really did embody the spirit of a rabid animal
For those of you that don’t know this is the sweet and loving kid that is the current voice of Gumball for Cartoon Network. He has a youtube channel and in there you will not find anything like this, because as I said this is a very sweet kid but he just goes completely ape shit when he saw the opportunity to kill James Charles
My favorite part of this is when he first sees him and goes
“NOW’S MY CHANCE!”
Because it implies he’s been planning to kill James Charles. He’s been waiting for this opportunity, and that’s fucking hilarious
Just saw this lovely compilation of the individual TOG posters (courtesy of @togsafeplace on Twitter) and I was suddenly struck by the fact that….damn. Andy is really a lot, lot older than them.
She’s the only one who has to have a BCE after her date of birth. Her date of birth is fragmented because she likely can’t even remember it. I feel like the idea of medieval warriors Joe & Nicky being immortal somehow makes sense in a fairytale kind of way. The notion of someone who’s four, or five times older than that? It’s terrifying.
[ID: A photo of Liam at his table on the set of Exandria Unlimited. He’s forming a heart with his hands and smiling at the camera. /end ID]
if sam obisanya has a million fans, then i am one of them. if sam obisanya has ten fans, then i am one of them. if sam obisanya has only one fan then that is me. if sam obisanya has no fans, then that means i am no longer on earth. if the world is against sam obisanya, then i am against the world.
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scooby doo taught us that the real monster was daphne for keeping a smooth talking limp wrist twunk like fred in a straight relationship when he was born to cruise literally designed to suck and fuck
it was the 60s and she was helping him stay safe by agreeing to be his beard. daphne is an ally and probably a lesbian
