No because I know that if anyone asks me what I've been up to lately, I'm gonna start ranting about Stardew Valley like-

I named my chickens: Shakira, Lady Gaga, Madonna and Beyonce.

My cows are Trixie (Mattel), Katya and Kandy (Muse)

And my goat's name is Cher.

I'm going insane.

What should I name other future animals?

hes really such a comedian give this man more unserious roles

Me

Ryan Gosling is Kenergy personified.

Yearly Reminder that C.S Lewis encouraged his fans to write fanfiction about Susan Pevensie becoming a friend to Narnia and reuniting with her family once again.

Literally inviting his fans to write Susan’s adult, angsty character development with a happy ending.

Do your duty fans. Write that fanfiction.

i got wicked torn up bad & ripped up bad by coyotes last night looking for gold outside on the ground

Margot Robbie photographed by Ethan James Green for Vogue.

the tragedy of barbie (2023) is that ken is just a horse girl in a world with no horses

Ian Stone, Doubting Thomas, oil on linen, 12x16 in, 2023

"If you know the painting by Caravaggio, Doubting Thomas, it was my direct inspiration for this piece.

A doubting Thomas is a skeptic who refuses to believe without direct personal experience. 50-60 years ago, it was not uncommon for people to think or believe that being gay was a phase or a mental illness or deviance in some shape or form. It's embarrassing that the same things are being said about trans people today."

STOP SCROLLING!!! THIS IS NOT A PHOTO IT'S OIL ON LINEN!!!!!!!!!

fuck I ate too much wateredmelon fuck goddamn shit

losing is a fake idea invented by Big Mad to sell more angry

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need

throwback to the time my partner put in his 2 week notice with a birthday card for a 2 year old

King

Once I got a card that said “BEST GREAT GRANPA EVER!!”

I’m a teenager