Women want me
Fish want me
Men want me
I am shrek 5, which was supposed to be released in 2019

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Women want me
Fish want me
Men want me
I am shrek 5, which was supposed to be released in 2019
No because I know that if anyone asks me what I've been up to lately, I'm gonna start ranting about Stardew Valley like-
I named my chickens: Shakira, Lady Gaga, Madonna and Beyonce.
My cows are Trixie (Mattel), Katya and Kandy (Muse)
And my goat's name is Cher.
I'm going insane.
What should I name other future animals?
Yearly Reminder that C.S Lewis encouraged his fans to write fanfiction about Susan Pevensie becoming a friend to Narnia and reuniting with her family once again.
Literally inviting his fans to write Susan’s adult, angsty character development with a happy ending.
Do your duty fans. Write that fanfiction.
i got wicked torn up bad & ripped up bad by coyotes last night looking for gold outside on the ground
the tragedy of barbie (2023) is that ken is just a horse girl in a world with no horses
Ian Stone, Doubting Thomas, oil on linen, 12x16 in, 2023
"If you know the painting by Caravaggio, Doubting Thomas, it was my direct inspiration for this piece.
A doubting Thomas is a skeptic who refuses to believe without direct personal experience. 50-60 years ago, it was not uncommon for people to think or believe that being gay was a phase or a mental illness or deviance in some shape or form. It's embarrassing that the same things are being said about trans people today."
Fran drescher opposes vaccine mandates just fyi
westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself
oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why
my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people
I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need
throwback to the time my partner put in his 2 week notice with a birthday card for a 2 year old
Once I got a card that said “BEST GREAT GRANPA EVER!!”
I’m a teenager
