Women want me
Fish want me
Men want me
I am shrek 5, which was supposed to be released in 2019

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Women want me
Fish want me
Men want me
I am shrek 5, which was supposed to be released in 2019
Niggas on Twitter talking about some let’s go to tumblr please don’t do that
The last thing we need is twitter bitches on tumblr
Ok just for curiosity reasons
I genuinely hate to say this but please reblog if you hit the like button for a larger sample size thank you <3
the results are SO FRICKING FUNNY
Tumblr you have the opportunity to be the funniest bitch on the planet rn and set a reward for looking at more than 600 posts in a day
poor financial decisions manifesto:
Jimmy Budgett
Wasted away again in Meageritaville
Do you think horses during wars had beef with the other horses? Like their rider was one side of the war and that other horse is being ridden by a guy on the other side; you think those horses would be like “my human doesn’t like that other human, and that horse is helping them. That horse is my enemy!”
You think you could train a horse to use a sword?
Fame on tumblr continues to translate into very little material rewards
You should have joined tiktok or youtube when you had the chance
The algorithm's suggestions are based on your recent activities, Sky
Screaming, crying, throwing up because I’ll never be able to bake my ancestors from 1432 a warm loaf of banana bread, with walnuts and choccy chips.
Thank you for posting a pine cone for reference but I’d like to see what the bird looks like too, please.
Every day I am tormented by the fact that I am the mind behind Roop Paul and that people who weren’t friends with me or following me back then almost NEVER believe me. I made this meme in picsart when I was like 14 years old and now at 20 I see it all the fucking time and friends always send it to me on Instagram when a popular meme page reposts it like “didn’t u make this in 8th grade djjsjfjskcjKfn” and almost every time I see a meme involving rupaul the comments are full of Roop jokes . And there’s this one meme page I follow that’s like pretty small but the username is “motherroop” and their followers call them Roop . And like I’m just constantly reminded of my own greatness and the fact that I will never be granted recognition for my extremely powerful and absolutely fucking fascinating mind 💔
I understand. my sister’s best friend made the “imagine troy bolton” meme when he was in sixth grade. It’s a hard legacy to carry
THIS ONE????
beautiful women named "battery power 15%" keep messaging me on my phone
I need a link to this
This is how the Resident Evil developers see Europe
o conselho tribais
This sounds completely insane but I swear just fucking around on Google Earth street view all over the world will cure you of whatever problems you have going on in this regard
i listen to hardcore shit you probably never heard of. slippyknot and linky park
We failed as a society when everyone stopped wearing headphones.
At my parents place with 2 children watching YT on tablets and 2 adults watching tiktoks and reels on their phones and trying not to summon a comically sized Loony Toons hammer out of my back pocket to smash them all.
