King K Rool Palutena Guidance

Viridi: So this is THE King K Rool in all his glory... Or was it Captain K Rool... or Baron K Roolenstein? Man, this guy’s had more name changes than I’ve had birthdays.

Pit: King K Rool? For a big, scary reptilian king, he gave himself a pretty stupid name

Viridi: He came from a simpler time, Pit. Besides, I doubt you’d have to try that hard to be scary when your rival is a monkey in a tie.

Pit: True, but dumb names aside, I definitely don’t wanna get on the wrong side of those fists, he looks like he could knock me flying!

Viridi: He can also throw that crown he’s wearing like a boomerang, fire some nasty shots with his blunderbuss and use that big ol’ belly of his to absorb damage and throw it back at you!

Pit: Man, he sounds like a real scrapper! But even so, he’s still one of the more tame guys have walked in here.

Viridi: You’re kidding right? This guy’s psychotic!

Pit: Oh c’mon! Like you said, he came from a simpler time... At heart he’s just a big, showboating goofball. He’s not out for world domination or anything.

Viridi: He tried to blow up an island!

Pit: Because the Kong’s sank his island, he probably only did it out of revenge. No ill will after that.

Viridi: Oh yeah? Then why did he steal AAAALLLLL those bananas? He’s a crocodile, he doesn’t need to eat those. And looking at the size of that belly, he doesn’t need to eat anything for a long time! What’s the motive behind that one?

Pit: Well... umm... I don’t know! M-Maybe he just wanted them to starve!

Viridi: ......

Pit: Okay I see your point, this guy is pretty unhinged.

Ridley Palutena Guidance

Pit: A giant purple dragon? Oh no... I’m not ready for another headache.

Palutena: Don’t worry about that, Pit. Ridley is much less chatty than the Hewdraw, however his actions speak MUCH louder than his words.

Ridley is the leader of a gang of space pirates and takes pride in the destruction he has caused throughout the galaxy. He’s wiped out alien races and even destroyed planets and he still isn’t satisfied with the chaos he has caused!

Pit: What a monster! At least we have Samus here to blast him into next week.

Palutena: I don’t see Samus around, do you?

Pit: Well, no but...

I guess you’re right, we have to deal with him. And we gotta stop him before he smashes up Skyworld! But how?

Palutena: As well as boasting incredible physical strength, Ridley can also spew blazing hot fireballs, drag you across the floor like a ragdoll and his most dangerous weapon is the blade on his tail. That spike isn’t just for show, Pit. If he gets close enough he’ll turn you into a Pit kebab! So be careful

Pit: Does he have any weaknesses that don’t need an arm cannon?

Palutena: From what I can see, when he shoots his fireballs, he leaves his mouth wide open. This makes for a very easy to hit weak point. But I do advise you still be careful going in that close, you don’t want to become a Pit Flambé.

Mmm flambé...

Pit: Lady Palutena,I hate to sound rude but is this really the time to be thinking about food?! There’s a monster on the loose in Skyworld!

Palutena: I saw him lick his lips, Pit. And I’m sure flying through space and slaughtering aliens works up an appetite.

Pit: Stop being ridiculous! I’m not gonna he lunch!

...am I?

Palutena: Well I can’t say for sure what a space monster likes to eat, but I’m sure a fried angel skewer would be great with some space mayonnaise.

Pit: Alright, stop!

“Everyone is here, huh? We’ll just see about that!”

“Spankety! Spankety! Spankety!”