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why does it cost money

good morning rise and grind! *looks like the soul and all of my life force has been sucked out of me by an evil sorcerer*

so fucked up that i have to take care of my body everyday. what if sometimes i feel sad about the maintenance

💯🙏💛🟨👍

Worst part about this is I've only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn't who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is

Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis

Saw this tweet and had to collect Ryan Gosling’s best PR quotes for Barbie

Hey uh brand new addition

jensen ackles couldnt do the tom holland lip sync but dean winchester could

who else up garging they goyle

haha i like you. I’ll be growing on you like moss now if that’s alright

i gave up 'recommending' things years ago. nowadays i just expose everyone i know to abnormally high background radiation for months to years before pushing them over the guard rails into the reactor soup the moment their guard is down

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

i am too sensitive to be a person i feel like they took the heart and brain of a small prey animal and stuck it inside of me i am very dumb and very scared all the time

*popular youtuber voice* goood morning morioh

What is up Morioh cho, today were gonna be doing an unboxing of this sandwich bag I found