Neither romantic nor sexual nor platonic but a secret fourth thing (bonded like stray cats who cannot be adopted separately)
these images ruined my life they've been in my life for nearly a decade and i say this shit every other day
no one is actually blond, they are just doing that for attention
"humans are naturally selfish and evil" factoid actually just statistical error. former united states president ronald w. reagan,
I'd use a tumblr badge if they gave me one that was evil bleeding skull flaming skull dark blood skull vampire demon wings horned skull oozing fangs sinister skull. For free
Something about drinking cold water really hits the clitoris of the soul....
please, i’m a fighter, not a lover! put your pants back on and draw your blade.
people desire me carnally because i’m goofy and silly
im not immune to how corsets make breasts look
they call me mr propaganda because i prop men up and have a ganda at their pretty eyes while i kiss them sweetly. is that anything .
i dont smoke cigarettes but they should let me have a smoke break where i burn stuff behind the restaurant
Going back in time to when they crucified Jesus. Not to save him (I’m pro choice) but to climb up there and feed him Ibuprofen and mini m&ms from my slightly cupped palm. like one might feed sugar cubes to a horse.
autism is living by vampire rules. light sensitivity. eating the wrong food makes you want to die. need to be explicitly invited places. weird sleep schedule. eating the same thing every time. specific rituals and routines. burst into flames at the sight of a crucifix. etc.




