when you live in a city where there’s too many pigeons and they are too confident

— Maurice Merleau-Ponty, Phenomenology of Perception

people who ignore friendly street cats who walk up to them are going to hell 

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small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

THE GOOD PLACE (2016 - 2020)

You’ve probably been in an online argument with someone while they were taking a shit.

I AM DECEASED 😭😭

for the love of god UNMUTE this

SOME OF YALL DO NOT NEED ACCESS TO TECHNOLOGY 💀💀💀

dead

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

What would be the point of all the pain and sacrifice if I wasn’t willing to stand up and keep fighting?

i can hug pillows and pretends its anyone i want and do it for the rest of my life

C R Y I N G OMG

I DONT THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND

HOW MUCH I LOVE THESE SPIDERMAN PICS

OH OH OHHH! I have some!!  

oh shit not this fucking bullshit again oh my god jfklsdjflkj

THERE’S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM! 

HOLY FUCK HE’S BACK OMG

I’M ACUTALLY CRYING HERE OH GOD

can’t forget these

THESE ARE GOLDEN

THESE ARE THE BEST THINGS IN EXISTENCE OMG

@turtrussel

How can ya’ll have a Spiderman thread and not post the original?

Oh dear me

okay why strive for a relationship like harley quinn and the joker when there’s love like carl and ellie’s

Didn’t she die

well sure, but after like, the longest and happiest life together living out their own little adventures. they both lived really full lives, and they loved each other so much through every second of it

i’d say those are the ultimate relationship goals

“didn’t she die” breaking news. perfect relationships now grant you immortality

friends to lovers never had a bad track. “scared i’ll ruin what we have” SLAPS. “friendship cuddles while secretly dying inside” BANGER. “teasing each other and holding eye contact for a little too long” KILLS ME. and don’t even get me STARTED on “screaming i love you in the middle of a heated argument.”