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Livin’ La Vida Existential Crisis

@lopstrosity

Making it thru day by day in this hellscape
"The ritual of Evandrin, the resurrection, it didn’t work because he wasn’t dead. You’re trying to atone me and I didn’t do anything wrong!! […] You are not our children. You are... a bad first draft. The first plan was to destroy this, to let you all fade into nothingness. That’s not gonna be how we do it this time. You think that you are a man of true belief and it’s all these wizards around you that are humble. Who is the most proud man here? These ones who thought they would fly a city, or the man who thought he would teach me a lesson? The only difference between you and the Dawnfather is that the Dawnfather is a little more humble. Now, I'll tell you why I spit on your forgiveness. I'll tell you why I loathe your redemption. To reach a hand down to somebody, they need to be beneath you! And I am beneath nobody. You wanted to understand me? Then you should have accepted that I WAS RIGHT!!!"

-Brennan Lee Mulligan as Asmodeus, Exandria Unlimited: Calamity

Okay you get to add one f bomb to each of the LOTR movies, where do you add it?

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LILACZX THIS IS SUCH A GOOD QUESTION okay here we go:

Fellowship: "One does not simply walk into fucking Mordor."
Two Towers: "Po-ta-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a fucking stew!"

Return of the King is legit hard because so many of the best lines are, imo, too emotional for an f-bomb, but I do think Gimli deserves a

"Certainty of Death. Small chance of success. What are we fucking waiting for?"
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