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@looseratinthegarage

He/it
Trans masc & autistic
18+
I am your father now
SPAM ME!!!! It may take a little for me to reply but I love getting requests from my lovelies T^T
(If you steal my works I will attack you with the north)

Be as specific as you want! If you want another part of something pls ask, it rly helps with motivation :)

What I will write:

EVERYTHING

Be as gory as you want :)

What I won’t write:

Hardcore rape or porn

Who I write for currently:

Thomas Hewitt

Hoyt Hewitt

RZ Michael Myers

Jason Voorhees

Bubba Sawyer

Drayton Sawyer

Nubbins Sawyer

Yautja (Predator)

Freddy Krueger

Master list (always updating)

Yautja Ocs

Dahk pt-1

Ankoan pt-1

Tuuk pt-1

Works and Requests
Art

Memes

I graduated high school mfffff

I’m now a free man! For now I’m gonna live at home and focus on my writing (patreon will soon be up…)! I have some fun pirate stories in the works, that’s on a different blog which I’ll link! It’s empty for now, but I’ll start posting soon! I hope you like my jolly scallywags!

Slashers S/O getting their period. Maybe?

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I haven’t done a request in so long- but I’m on my period rn and felt inspired to write this! Enjoy to anyone who still follows me after my many disappearances.

S/O getting their period

Michael

Michael notices everything. And I mean everything. You’ve been more irritable lately but he hasn’t been able to deduce why… He enters the bathroom to use it when he sees strange wrappers in the trash. His first thought is that you’ve been hiding candy from him and he’s pissed. But when he unwraps it he sees a bloody pad/tampon. He stares through the item for a moment, trying to process what the hell is happening. He then throws it on the ground and stomps down stairs. You’re sitting on the couch playing the new Zelda Tears of the Kingdom game. He then takes the controller out of your hand and throws it to the side. He lifts up your shit and sifts through your hair for an injury or any blood.

“M-Michael!? What are you doing?” You say with surprise. He then grabs your pants and takes them off, leaving you in your undergarments. He is able to see that you are wearing the same thing he found in the trash. I points and looks concerned

“I-I’m just on my period! I’m fine..” You blush heavily and reassure your boyfriend that you’re not dying.

He doesn’t know what to do. His mom taught him about this stuff when he was a boy, but he only knows the basics. He’ll at first not understand why you’re being so ‘dramatic’ about everything. But when he realizes it really does hurt, he’ll try to help you, in his own little Michael way of course.

Thomas

Thomas wakes up for the day and stretches his arms. He feels something wet in the bed next to him. He lifts his hand and sees blood. He instantly panics and looks down at you. He rips the covers off of you and sees a large red stain underneath you. He shakes you awake.

“Huh- what? Baby, is there something wrong…?” You say half asleep. He points to the stain and your stomach drops.

“Oh god I’m so sorry Thomas! I’ve been trying to use cloth for my period because we don’t have pads/tampons- oh and now I’ve stained your sheets..” You look apologetic and absolutely mortified. But as soon as he hears ‘period’ he relaxes. His mama raised him right, so he doesn’t make you feel bad about leaking on the bed.

He picks you up and takes you to the bathroom. He runs you a warm bath and puts bubbles in it. He kisses your forehead then walks back into his room. He takes off the sheets and brings them outside to be washed.

Throughout the day he checks on you, often getting yelled at Hoyt for ‘slacking off’. He brings you teas, chocolate, snacks, meals- anything you need. His hands are incredibly warm, so in the night he holds you close to him, putting his hand over your stomach, soothing the cramps.

Yautja

You and your mate were training. You were running obstacle courses, they’re mad for yautja so they’re different. Think ninja warrior stuff. While running and jumping and climbing your pad shifts in your underwear and the flood gates open. You have blood running down your leg, but you’re too focused to notice.. but your mate does. He looks concerned.

“Bleeding. Why?” He uses the least amount of English possible to convey himself.

“Huh?” You stop at one of the platforms and then feel it running down your leg. You look down and feel mortified as your period blood runs down your leg for all to see.

“O-Oh god… sorry about that..” You also notice you’ve gotten blood on the course. You cover your face in embarrassment as your mate walks up to you.

“Are you hurt?” He asks softly, putting his clawed hand on your shoulder.

“I-It’s just my period. It’s similar to the thing that happens to some yautja after the breeding season, if they haven’t gotten pregnant…” You say embarrassedly and a bit shyly.

“Very well.” He seems unphased by it, happy to know you’re not hurt and that it’s just a natural occurrence.

“Why are you hiding from me? Blood does not scare a warrior such as I.” He purrs and runs his finger down your bloody leg. He then brings it up to his mouth and licks it off with his tongue.

You blush and nod, hugging him. He gives you yautja natural remedies for your period. If you have extreme cramps or excessive bleeding he’ll use some medicine or even quick surgery to fix the problem. Don’t worry, yautja pain meds are a lifesaver. You practically feel nothing, just a little sore is all. He will take care of you the best he knows how, and don’t be afraid to give him pointers. He’ll take notes.

Anonymous asked:

hello 😊✨ Could you write the reaction of an elder Yautja when he saw that he accidentally hurt his partner during an argument? as if he had pushed too hard or scratched too deep with one of his claws. I want some angst 😭 (I hope this request doesn't bother you, you can ignore it if it does.)

Your elder yautja accidentally hurting you

A/n: NO MORE ARGUMENTS 😭

  • Let’s just say you were sparing with each other, he was teaching you different movements and improving your strategy.
  • You were both using those wooden sticks that are in movies. You both looked amazing going at it. Eventually he disarmed you, your wooden weapon flying across the training room.
  • He turned around and threw his as well, you ran at him hoping to catch him off guard but you were too slow. He turned around grabbing ahold of you by the waist, not noticing his claws sink into your side, he then threw you.
  • As you plopped on the ground he was alarmed at the sight of red bleeding through your shirt the smell of blood now littering the air. He ran over to your sitting form, “honey are you okay, I smell blood.” He propped you up, almost gasping at your yelp when he pressed down on your side. “You cut me, it’s okay though you didn’t mean to.” You spoke as he lifted your shirt up, looking at the wounds on your side, he said nothing as he picked you up and ran you off to the oomanologist.
  • From there you got all healed up, the wound only leaving a few scars. You and your mate laid in bed together, he rested on his side grazing his palm over your stomach.
  • “It’s my fault, I should have been more careful.” 
  • You turn toward him, taking his hand in your own, “its not your fault, Ill be okay.” He scoots closer to you, pulling you into his chest. “I'm your mate I should be protecting you not hurting you.”
  • “It’ll be okay it was just an accident.” you pat his chest as he rubbed at your back. 
  • After that he barley trains with you, only doing the bare necessities you need to know to hold your own. He has even taken the liberty of letting you file his nails down, sitting in his lap with his hand on your lap as you hack away at his nails. He couldn’t help but notice how you made the ring and middle nail significantly shorter.
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MEOW I didn’t get the last line for a second. But when it clicked- mmmmmm

SO

Remember puppy crush request? That was me! I have another story for you

yautja ship lands on prim as the young bloods talk about anything, when the topic of courtship come up.

When one of the biggest yautja was asked if he had anyone waiting for him, he says nothing.

So when they meet there parents for dinner with the clan leader, there surprised when a human woman gets the large male to bend down and huge her, with her vary large mate also behind her, the large young blood happens to be his youngest son, the one who gave her the bird skull, the very same one that’s been turned into a ring.

And of course in true fashion we need this boy to be a blushing mess at “cort-ship partner” being very mothering to him ,”your so skinny did you not eat enough?, did you find any more bird skulls for your collection? Did you find the snacks I made you?”

In the end they all learn the story of the bird skull, with a very red yautja boy.

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Ily keep requesting pls!! I love your prompts sm T^T I’m absolutely obsessed with this family <3 (I hope this is what you wanted :3)

Puppy crush pt4

Lyluk walks with his hunting brothers to the mead hall. They all passed their chiva, it’s a very exciting day.

You sit at the head of the table, waiting for Nahr, who has decided to be late. You chuckle and tap the table as you wait for him. You look down and begin fidgeting with your ring. Some of the young bloods enter and begin to chat. You smile and look away from them. Nahr walks into the room, everyone looks up and respectfully nods. He is the new chieftain, he has gained a lot of respect over the years. He walks in and sits down with you at the head of the table.

“My love,” He greets and kisses you lovingly.

You hug Nahr and return the kiss. You glance towards the door and see Lyluk enter with his brothers and friends. They're all boasting of their chiva and showing off their healing scars. You stand up and walk towards them. Lyluk meets you halfway and bends down, kneeling to you. You roll your eyes and lightly slap his shoulder.

“Oh you know you don’t have to do that.” You scolded the huge yautja with a caring smile.

The group looks at the two of you curiously. You motion for him to lean down. He blushes and does as you ask. You wrap your arms around him and give him a big kiss on his cheek. You look Lyluk up and down and sigh.

“My goodness! You’re looking so skinny! Doesn’t your mentor let you eat?” You shake your head. “I'm going to give him a stern talking to,” You say, sounding determined.

He chuckles and shakes his head. “I eat, I assure you, y/n.” He smiles.

Nahr walks up behind you and places his hand on your shoulder. You look up at him and smile.

“I am proud of you, my son. You did well at your chiva.” Nahr praises his youngest.

Lyluk seems happy that his father is proud of him. He bows his head gratefully. Your position seems rather funny. You're practically standing in between two mountains. You giggle at the thought, then see a cut near his neck.

“Lyluk!” You whine and grab a piece of cloth and wipe the blood away. “You have to be more careful!” You scold lovingly. “You might be a tank like your father, but you’re not invincible, darling.” You pat his chest.

He blushes and shyly looks away from you. His friends curiously walk over and look between the three of you.

“Who’s this Lyluk? You said you didn’t have a mate.” One of them knowingly teases, while the others are genuinely confused.

“M-Mate?” Lyluk blushes.

Nahr perks up at hearing this and doesn’t seem pleased. He glares at the Youngblood that suggested you were Lyluk‘s.

“Oh knock it off Kryl, I’ve known you your entire life.” You roll your eyes at the boy, he giggles mischievously.

You look at the group of curious youngbloods. “*This* is my mate,” You refer to the raging wildfire behind you. “and *that* is his son.” You point to the gentle giant who is furiously blushing.

“My little Lyluk~” You pinch the 8ft 300lbs Yautja’s mandibles and coo at him. “Oh he was just the cutest baby! You were always quite the hecken chonker!” You smile widely. “With his chubby little hands and feet~” You give him another kiss, treating him like a baby.

His friends snicker at him, but you’re quick to stop it with a deadly glare. He blushes profusely and rubs the back of his neck shyly.

“Come on, I need to feed you,” You hold his hand and lead him to the head of the table.

He chuckles at the sight, it seems the roles are reversed. Now it’s you leading him around while he lets you. You sit him down and grab a plate full of food. You place it in front of him and place a kiss on his forehead. You step away from him to let him eat. You spot his mother and you walk up to her.

“He’s so grown up!” She says, pretending to hold back tears, when in reality she actually is.

“He really is,” You nod and glance at him, his friends are joking with him.

“Is it just more or does he look thinner?” She blurts out and you turn to her with wide eyes.

“That’s what I said! I think his mentor isn’t letting eat to his full potential.” You cross your arms angrily.

His mother shakes her head disapprovingly. “These new-age mentors…” she growls. “They focus too much on ‘perfect’ builds- My boy is thick! Let him be thick!!” She tilts her head up in a superior way, you nod in agreement.

“I swear they’re making a weaker generation because of it,” you add, “They should be focusing on *his* strengths not *their* ideal warrior.” You roll your eyes.

“So what’s the deal with your step-parent? They’re hot…” one of Lyluks friends says.

“They’re the chieftains mate, you know, my dad.” he says and looks at his friend like he’s an idiot.

“Oh right, right….” The boy is no longer listening.

Lyluk watches you approach his mentor. He shrinks within himself and puts his hand up to block his face. You and his biological mother absolutely go off on them. After that you walk back over to him while he eats and keeps a low profile.

“You’re all good now, darling,” you nod satisfied. “They won’t be starving you anymore.” You pat his head.

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You all drink and enjoy the night. Lyluk looks down at your hand and sees the ring. He seems surprised and blushes.

“You…. Still have it?” He asks you.

“Of course!” You say fondly.

“Have what?” One of his friends asked.

After telling the story Lyluk is a new shade of red. One of his friends pats his shoulder.

“If only you were that charming now,” he teases him about not having a mate yet.

Although Lyluk was a rather bold and confident boy, he grew up to be a shy, reserved man.

“Lyluk will choose someone when he’s ready,” You defend him, and give him a pat on the shoulder.

“You want me to tell you if someone fucked an alien or not.” - The predator 2018

I was sitting next to my dad watching this and I almost said “me, I fucked the alien.” 💀

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Statistically speaking Fugitive's dad would probably be the human, and my mind went straight to "Dutch became so obsessed with the Yautja, he fucked a female, somehow..."

Damn Dutch gettin that yautussy

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You should go to jail for that

YAUTUSSY KEKEKEKEEE putting ussy at the end of random words is growing bon you can't stop it

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You stay quiet. I still have a bill open with you for calling me bonussy.

ALSO I STAND AGAINST THAT

……you can’t stop us bon bon…..you might as well join us….

….let us show you the way…..

“You want me to tell you if someone fucked an alien or not.” - The predator 2018

I was sitting next to my dad watching this and I almost said “me, I fucked the alien.” 💀

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Statistically speaking Fugitive's dad would probably be the human, and my mind went straight to "Dutch became so obsessed with the Yautja, he fucked a female, somehow..."

Damn Dutch gettin that yautussy