this is my all time favourite post I've ever seen on reddit everyone read it please

europeans have types of racism i didn't even know existed

you can drive for two hours in europe and pass through 17 different types of racism

“American ideas of race don’t apply in Europe” true! Very true! Y’all have race divisions like shrimp colors.

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

hello can anyone hear me

IM SCREAMIKNDFISDNFJSDBF

i tried to tell my boyfriend he looked hot by saying 'watch out hes a ladykiller' and he got sad voice made a frownie face and said 'i dont do that i dont kill ladies'

okay

get 3 or more to win

🔲 Brush teeth

🔲 Pet animal

🔲 Draw something

🔲 Shower

🔲 Drink water

🔲 Cook something

🔲 Find a new song you like

if you win, you get to look at this really good clipart of a rhino I found

It's hidden in the keep reading tab. DO NOT look at this rhino unless you have successfully done 3 or more tasks

…… @thatbastardbassist what is this.

The “I am a horse” starter pack, Sath.

But..*there’s a frustrated noise*

*he chuckles* But what?

*She can’t seem to find the right words, so instead Sathire just mumbles something intelligible*

You want some Starbucks, then? *he puts an arm around her*

*The demoness makes a disgruntled face* What, so they can write horse on it? No thank-you. *She leans into Murdoc*

Dear, you’re… *he sighs, kissing her forehead* You’re adorable, ya’know?

Big update about my most Reblogged Tumblr post:

(guy who only has a hammer) getting a lot of "nail" vibes from this

the fact that people are actually for-real using threads is insane. is this what weve come to as a society? i remember a time when google tried to make their own version of facebook and it was regarded as so lame it was almost immediately a punchline. now META of all cunts is making its own copy of TWITTER of all cesspools and people are voluntarily joining??? whats next?? are we all gonna use bing and the windows phone too?? you people make me sick id genuinely rather us all go to the jeremy renner app

"he will" 🤝 "who are"

but most of all we love each other :)

yes, I purposely left out scripts that are more commonly recognized in the west like cyrillic and hangul :)

hey slurt