HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

date of origin: 2013

iirc isn’t this the post that people complained about so much that they finally moved the reblog button to the bottom of posts

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

Man I hate it when people use the pronoun “you” as a singular pronoun in an informal setting. “You” is plural, unless thou dost speak to an unfamiliar person. The correct singular second person pronoun is “thou” in most cases. Grammar never changes. Pronouns must always stay one way until the end of time. Learn thy proper English. *sigh* Kids these days.

If thou this mistake shouldst make on thine own blog, then know, villain, that thou art a dirty descriptivist, and no friend of mine. Ne'er should language itself alter, it doth remain fixèd as such, untouch’d by change. Wouldst thou, vile descriptivist, that we forget the heritage of our great tongue? Nay, say I. Thou art but a dickhead who sayest so.

stynt ðy clappe! beoð ðo writerris be wetleas knafen. ðy langag o engelond diffoulened be, ille usenid bi sclaundrous novelri.

ᚪᚾᚻᛠᛚᛞ ᛗᛁᚾ ᛒᛖᚩᚱ.

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

it is the chosen one

it must be the main character in the anime

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

“In a world where tulips were yellow, one dared to be different…”

Every spring this picture comes back around and every spring I crack up

at first you just see the row of tulips in the foreground, and it’s funny

then you see the rows stretching back for yards and yards, and it’s even funnier

Heyo so I’m throwing a big ol party after quarantine if this hits 1 mill so uh if anyone’s out there pls help embarrass my sister even more 7 years later

day 128

“frogs” (sorry i stacked them)

STAY👏THE👏 FUCK👏 HOME !!

STAY👏THE👏 FUCK👏 HOME !!

You can contribute to society by staying home. Why are you wasting that?

Ferb’s birthday is on February 29th (leap year day).

diary comics - scammed

instagram / twitter / my webtoon comics

AND NOW PERRY THE PLATYPUS, I AM GOING TO MAKE EVERYONE FORGET THE EXISTENCE OF THE PETER PAN STORY. BEHOLD, THE UN-NEVERLANDINATOR!!! …OR SHOULD I HAVE CALLED IT EVERLANDINATOR?

^^^^ HELLO, THIS ADDITION IS COMEDY GOLD. I DON’T WANT ANYONE TO SLEEP ON IT

I could watch this forever

(via)

[image description: two sea otters cleaning themselves as they float in water. One is rolling around and briefly pauses every now and then to rub its face. The other otter is floating in a corner and is just rubbing its cheeks and face.]

is this what growing up is like

me at 14: wow, protagonists in media my age! how relateable!

me at 28: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CHILD SOLDIERS? WHERE ARE ALL THE ADULTS? WHO LET THIS HAPPEN AND WHY ARE THEY NOT BEING PROSECUTED BY LAW WITHIN THESE FICTIONAL UNIVERSES

In the same vein:

Me at 14: oh protagonists that are 17-20-ish, they’re basically adults, right?

Me at 28: Oh my Gods you’re babies who left you in charge?!

Ariel: Daddy, I love him! Me at 14: Yeah, girl, you tell him! Me at 30:

Marnie in Halloweentown: I’m thirteen, okay? I’m practically grown up! I’m certainly old enough to make my own choices – right?

Me at 7: Right!

Me at 13: Right! …Well, okay, maybe not practically grown up, but still, right!

Me at 28:

You either die young or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

This is so true

Me as teenager: Yeah, girl, you hook up with that older guy, this is super hot!

Me as an adult: all of these men should be arrested

Me age 24 re-reading Harry Potter

This, a thousand times this.

cat talk cat talk 😳

iketommy

"Are you coming?"

"What did you just say"

"Meow"

I love how the cat tried to play it cool at the end

proof of the “animals can speak human but for some reason refuse to do it in front of humans”

LITERALLY vs FIGURATIVELY

I’ve been working on this joke literally for ten years so

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN

this entire post is a gift but gODDAMN ITS HARD TO FIND WHEN YOU WANT IT

Gotta love my mother’s words of wisdom

When you pspspspsps into the void, sometimes it pspspspsps’s back.

Or a god.

or a superhero

or a gunslinger

or a gunslinger and a queen

or a princess and a warrior and a scientist

WE CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH BLACK POSITIVITY ON THIS SITE

✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿

Or a genius hacker

!!!!!

Zine I made in December and forgot to upload here! Some thoughts about myself in elementary school.

She thinks she’s a human baby

10 REASONS TO ADOPT A PET

Take this quiz to find out which dog is right for you!

Please adopt some lovely doggos

As someone who just adopted a third doggo from the shelter, please do it if you can find a dog right for you. Those shelters do everything they can to keep them alive, but it’s a family that keeps them happy.

Okay, but is there a quiz for which shelter kitty I should get?

@deigns​  good u asked, yes!!! sorry I forgot to add that one, anyway here is it

What Breed of Cat should you get?

Ty jake peralta

Plus? Those animals in the pound? They KNOW that they are on death row. My first dog as a married woman was an eleventh hour adoption. A 13-y-o basset hound mix (pound said they thought he was 11 because they were trying to save him by making him sound a teeny bit younger) and he was “Til death do we part” loyal. We lost him 4 years later to cancer, and we (the family had grown from 2 to 3 humans) were devastated.

My sister? Fosters cats, and ended up with a charmer who’d been hit by a car. Sephiroth is a well loved asshole, and his brother, Cloud (a stray who found a sucker bet), is almost canine levels of friendly.

Be a superhero. Save a life. Rescue.

As someone who has worked in a shelter for two years and watched many of my babies go to their incredible forever homes, you wouldn’t BELIEVE how big of a difference you can see in the animals’ behavior from being in the kennels to even just a few minutes after leaving. When their new owners are filling out the paperwork, there’s already a new spark in their eyes. They KNOW they’re going home; they know they’re getting to be loved the way all animals deserve to be. There are so many beautiful animals in shelters that get overlooked. Next time you’re searching for a companion, check your local shelters and rescues. Not only are you getting a companion, but you’re saving a life.

I got my Norwegian Forest Cat from a shelter. He’s huge, and never shuts up, and is moody and a prolific hunter (or was. He’s not allowed out), and the biggest cuddliest mamas boy on the planet.

i just adopted my first cat from the humane society ! her name is Persephone and she’s 14 almost 15 years old. i love my angel so much.

I got all three of my cats from shelters and they are honestly so appreciative! They are amazing little creatures and have become the light of my life…. please adopt!! You won’t regret it and neither will your little ball of fur.

This cutie used to be a stray in Greece. A lot of people try to poisen them, because there are so many strays there (which is the peoples fault. They buy puppies and leave them on the streets when they are older).

I‘m happy, I had the chance to safe my little lady. I still wish to safe more. They are always so happy when you only pet them or just give them a bit of attention.

My babies Penelope and Eloise were irresponsibly let outside without being spayed. Both got pregnant and their owner dumped them at the shelter two weeks before they were due with kittens. Due to being full to capacity, they were immediately at the top of the kill list. Thankfully a foster rescued them, got them healthy, helped them birth nine healthy kittens between the two of them, rescued four more orphan kittens that these girls adopted and nursed, got them ALL fixed, got ALL THIRTEEN kittens good homes, and I adopted these silly, destructive, adorable, loud, cuddle bugs. They’re a bonded pair, and they’ve brought light and love and laughter into my life. Please adopt!!!! Please fix your pets! Save a love, be compassionate, and find your best friend!

Both adopted in a shelter. Best decision I have ever made.

My husband and I adopted this little ball of love from a shelter and he’s literally the most amazing dog in the world. ❤️

got all four of my loves from our local shelter. absolute sweethearts ❤️

Got this pretty fur ball from a local shelter 🥰 #adoptdontshop

The future wife and I adopted this 3-legged snuggle bug from our local humane society this summer and it’s one of, if not THE, best decision we have made ❤️🥰

My adopted baby! Please don’t disregard shelters just because you want a certain breed! Either sign up to volunteer at a shelter (you’ll get the inside scoop on the dogs/cats) or visit the shelter every day or every other day. There are always so many different breeds, some just get scooped up quicker than others!

Kitten when i got her at the RICHMOND SPCA! She is the most loving playful cat i have ever interacted with!!

@hangrysweatpants and I adopted the sweetest, gentlest cuddle bug from a local rescue. She’s the best decision we’ve ever made.