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stardewvalleyalex
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farmermaya

Stardew Valley: Fish Guide (places, seasons, weather, and times)

Just in case you don’t feel like constantly bringing the wiki up or you’re unable to (i.e. in a place with no wifi u can just save the pics to ur phone!)

One thing I forgot to add was that it has to be RAINING for the LEGEND

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fiendfyred

So if The Mortal Instruments can get turned into a movie and then get turned into a TV show three years later, I think we can have Harry Potter TV show WITH THE FOLLOWING CONDITIONS:

  • Sarcastic, messy-haired Harry with eyes that actually match his mother’s
  • Loyal, brave, smart, AND funny Ron (not comedic relief Ron)
  • Flawed perfectionist Hermione who follows too close to the rules, makes color coded study schedules, drives Ron and Harry up the wall, is sometimes a goody-two shoes, and has some serious insecurities with regard to her academic ability
  • SPEW
  • Peeves
  • Sarcastic, popular, badass Ginny
  • REGULUS BLACK
  • Accurate Marauder era portrayal
  • Neville visiting his parents at St. Mungo’s
  • Harry smashing Dumbledore’s office
  • REGULUS BLACK
  • Winky
  • Kreacher’s full story
  • SPEW because the oppression of house elves in the books is such a huge deal. It was, essentially, what killed Sirius, and the alliance of house elves on both Voldy’s side and Harry’s side made significant impacts on the outcome of the prophecy.
  • Phineas Nigellus
  • “Have a biscuit, Potter.”
  • “There’s no need to call me sir, Professor.”
  • Ginny and Harry bonding over the fact that they’re the only two people who have been possessed by Voldemort.
  • Dumbledore’s full backstory
  • REGULUS BLACK
  • “It unscrews the other way.”
  • Harry disguised as Barny Weasley at the wedding and talking to Viktor Krum about Gregorovitch
  • “Give her hell from us, Peeves.”
  • The brain room in the Department of Mysteries
  • The time room in the Department of Mysteries
  • Blast-ended Skrewts
  • Rita Skeeter being an Animagus
  • CHARLIE WEASLEY
  • Percy’s full story
  • Actually give Fred’s death justice by showing it because FRED AND PERCY
  • All of Tom Riddle’s memories
  • REGULUS BLACK
  • Tonks’s patronus
  • Neville being the potential Chosen One
  • REGULUS BLACK

Feel free to add.

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the-exception-to-the-rules
  • Actually explaining who the Marauders are and why they are animagi
  • Neville’s parents
  • Show the Ravenclaw common room
  • Explain that another reason Snape hated James so much was due to Sirius’ “prank” that James saved him from
  • Sanguini, the vampire, from Slughorn’s party
  • More about Hufflepuffs
  • MORE NEVILLE
  • Colin Creevey’s brother Dennis getting rescued by the giant squid on the way to his sorting (P.S. Who the eff is Nigel in the movies???)
  • Dobby working in the Hogwarts kitchens, dressed like a toddler dressed him
  • Winky’s drinking problem
  • Ginny telling Romilda Vane that Harry has a “ Hungarian Hortntail. Much more macho…” on his chest, and Ron has a “pygmy puff, but [she] didn’t say where.”
  • The Weasley twins trying to get Ludo Bagman to pay them real galleons after he paid them with leprechaun gold
  • Ron’s love for the Chudley Cannons
  • Neville and his Great-Uncle Algie
  • Hermione growing tusks and having Madam Pomfrey shrink her teeth
  • Dumbledore NEVER raising his voice in anger (*cough*didyaputyournameinthegoblet?!*cough*)
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theimpossiblescheme

I would also like to add:

  • Mod punk, pink-spiky-haired Tonks
  • On the same token, straight-out-of-the-mosh-pit Bill Weasley with his long hair and dragon’s tooth earring
  • Tonks and Lupin having screentime as a couple, and the same with Bill and Fleur
  • Fleur’s moment of awesome sticking up for Bill
  • Sweet-looking wizard fashion so everyone isn’t just walking around in Mugge clothes because the costume designers were too lazy
  • A bit more background development for Parvati, Lavender, and Cho so they’re not just portrayed as silly girly girls
  • Everyone looking their accurate ages and having unique patronuses
  • Mrs. Weasley’s boggart
  • The scene between Prime Minister John Major and Cornelius Fudge
  • MORE QUIDDITCH
  • The entire sequence of Snape’s memories so we get to see more of his interactions with Dumbledore and his ill-fated friendship with Lily
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evanedinger

I’m the birb that gets embarrassed by her man

how fastidiously she puts up her little foot to block him like FOR GOD’S SAKE KEVIN LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS

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adulthoodisokay

i know i have reblogged this several times but i love it so much

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sakurita94
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nadiahilker

post break-up au

  • i literally can’t sleep alone anymore so i’ve shown up at your door in my pyjamas, can we have one more nap together, please? 
  • we promised to stay friends but we’re doing the same stuff we did when we were a couple and i don’t wanna point it out because i don’t want it to stop
  • listen i know i can’t just show up at your apartment at six in the morning but i need coffee and no one makes it like you do 
  • we broke up after i left and moved away and months later i find out you rushed to the airport to stop me but you were too late 
  • you keep calling me over to get rid of spiders from your apartment and i’m pretending i don’t know you’re not afraid of them at all because i miss you too
  • we keep showing up at all the same places separately because we’ve always had similar interests 
  • cop!au i’ve been undercover for months/years and i know i told you not to wait for me but i’m still in love with you and it’s killing me
  • or, i fell in love with you while i was undercover and i know you’re mad at me for lying but i have to go back to my old life (and i want you to be in it)
  • i know we’ve been broken up for a while but i still have those concert tickets and you’re the only person i want to share this with
  • i found the ring when i was moving my stuff out of your apartment and now everything makes sense
  • are you?? sabotaging?? my dates?!?!?
  • i’ve seen you hanging around my apartment and i thought it was because you missed me, turns out you’ve been using my wifi you asshole
  • i know you can’t cook for shit so i’ve been bringing you dinner every night, just, y’know, to keep you alive
  • i kissed you goodbye by accident - old habits die hard okay?!?!
  • roadtrip au where we need to save gas money so we take a long, awkward, tension-filled car ride 
  • instead of dividing up the CD’s, let’s play a drinking game to determine who gets what (it may or may not end in sex)
  • i was so sleep-deprived after the night shift that i climbed into bed with you (and you just rolled with it) 
  • you’re my emergency contact and i’ve been in an accident so you drop everything to come to the hospital 
  • soon to be divorced couple obnoxiously painting the walls wacky colours every time the other paints over it 
  • you’re pretending we’re still together because my relatives will disprove of the break up so you’re being all sweet it’s reminding me of why i fell in love with you in the first place
  • we bumped into each other in the street and you were grinning like a cocky asshole the whole time so i stalked off only to realise i’m wearing your shirt 
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the-fluff-awakens

omfg that is just too adorable

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury

This kitteh having a little halloween adventure is one of my favourite posts of all time :)

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wonderhawk

Every fall like clockwork this photo set pops up and we all must reblog it

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury

You know it’s getting close to Halloween when you see it appear :D

This will always be one of my favorite comics ever. It gives me warm fuzzies~

my heart….

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schiefergrau

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

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I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

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morepopcornplease

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

OMG IT’S BACK!

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minimiddletons

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

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atomictiki

THIS is how you deal with terrorists

Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

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jasoncanty01

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

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atomictiki

U don’t fuck with the Queen

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qbnaith

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

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sherlockedrose

Tea Facts

Black tea

Think black tea makes you feel good? You’re right. It’s been proven to help you de-stress fast. It also helps eliminate bad breath. Plus medical research indicates that it lowers the risk of heart attacks and strokes, and reduces bad cholesterol.

Green tea

Want to stay slim, trim and beautiful? The antioxidants in green tea just might slow signs of aging, prevent the flu and raise your metabolism. More dramatically, it’s being shown to prevent and slow cancer, and help with arthritis and bad cholesterol too.

Oolong tea

This one’s known as a fat-buster in China, and science is indicating that it does indeed speed up your metabolism, burn fat and block fat absorption! Use it to fight expanding waistlines, high blood pressure, diabetes and heart disease.

White tea

Science is saying that white tea might be more effective than even green tea at preventing cell damage, shrinking cancerous tumours and stopping the growth of cancer cells. Plus it’s becoming the new cosmetic fix for aging skin. Beautiful!

Pu’erh tea

Traditional Chinese medicine prizes Pu’erh as a wonder tea. It’s said to aid digestion, cleanse the blood and help with weight loss. Studies in Europe are also saying it busts cholesterol as effectively as some medications.

Rooibos tea

It’s said that rooibos helps you recover from hangovers, and that it could slow dementia. Plus there’s evidence that it fights skin cancer and boosts the immune system. And it’s supposed to help with insomnia!

Maté tea

Yerba maté is a fabulous stimulant, without the jitters. It’s also full of antioxidants, so there’s scientific speculation that it could have anti-cancer properties, help stimulate the immune system and protect against disease.

Herbal tea

Herbs, spices, fruits and flowers have long been used in traditional medicine to cure everything from headaches, stomach bugs and colds to stress and insomnia. The power of the tea depends on its ingredients.