Yee gurl

when your friend does something problematic and you sadly have to correct them

Ok lawl

caption: girl: Dad, I just made a milkshake! dad: Not again… dad: *going outside with a broom to a group of boys* Alright, cmon boys, get outta here! boys: *groan and leave*

Wow she slept with ten different guys that is so  not my place to judge because a woman can do whatever she wants and sleep with whoever she wants because it doesn’t affect me.

American Education Explained by a Canadian

SAT- Stupid American Thing PSAT- Pretty Stupid American Thing LSAT- Long Stupid American Thing ACT- American Crying Test

Where is the lie thou

here’s to the kids that use fictional characters as a way of coping. here’s to the kids that stay up late crying to their favourite characters. here’s to the kids that imagine their favourite character by their side when they’re experiencing bad anxiety in public. here’s to the kids that need works of fiction to keep on surviving.

adding a shootout to adults who cope in this way too. life doesn’t become easy just because you’ve grown up.

^^^^ that ^^^^

What doesn’t kill you might kill someone else. So careful with the urge to say “I’ve seen worse” or “it could be worse”

More people need to understand this

when i was in second grade i lied & told a girl i wrote the songs for High School Musical & she believed me

which Macklemore song is this

How long does someone have to be dead before it’s considered archeology instead of grave robbing?

as an archaeologist, i find this a veRY AWKWARD QUESTION

please don’t touch my thigh my dick will rise like apollo 13

but apollo 13 exploded

that’s the goal

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?

thats exactly what we are

You see these arms? *flexes* wii sports resort