bastard’s degree

bastard of sciences

motherfucker of arts

Dickhead of Philosophy

Do you think kids during the industrial revolution had that same weird millennial/gen z experience of having technology change so much while they were growing up

A middle aged man in the 1890s: *condescendingly explaining what a candle is*

A 13 year old: ok gov'ner

they’re talking to each other omg (‘:

This is my favorite video in all of world history I would die for these cats

If you and your partner practice frequent, non-sexual consent, your relationship will be healthier and easier.

“Are you comfortable with me ranting about my day for a few minutes?”

“Oh, this is your poetry? Would it be okay if I read it?”

“Do you mind if I use your phone for a few minutes?”

“Wow, your meal looks awesome. Could I try some?”

It will save a lot of grief, especially in a developing relationship. Eventually, with consistent “yes’s” and “no’s” you can figure out more permanent boundaries and guidelines.

“I need to ask before ranting about my day or taking their food, but my partner is okay with me using their phone whenever. However, my partner does not like me reading their poetry unless they offer first.”

And this goes for friendships too! Even just stuff like “do you mind if I leave this door open?” 

i told my mom i was gonna exercise and she laughed at me

Captain Marvel (2018)

College.

Appreciation post for the smartest person in the MCU.

they dusted her bc they knew she could develop some tech to destroy Thanos in like 10 seconds

Getting a song stuck in your head wouldn’t be so bad if it was the full song instead of 10 seconds on loop.

Spongebonge Penis Fish Masterpost

dude what

that shake did NOTHING

Otter teaches human how to pet him.

me asking for attention and affection

I just lost my entire shit

everyone born in the 90s has an intense inherent desire and ability to play the sims for hours at a time

tired isn’t even a mood anymore it’s my entire personality

the difference between ‘i’m 17’ and ‘i was born in 2002’ is night and day my dude bc if u tell me ‘i’m 17’ i’m fine but if u tell me you’re from 2002 then shouldn’t ya be wearing diapers rn