dropped my phone on my balls
my spell worked
"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon
Something I love about Tumblr is having over a thousand followers and yet absolutely zero activity when I make a post. Thank you everybody for ignoring me 🙏🙏 allow my sillyness to slip into the silent succulent dark
bimihai
[id: two men holding the halves of an amethyst geode, smiling. the geode is heart shaped, and both men are smiling. /end id]
babe are you ok you reblogged the two men holding the heart geode again
They found love between a rock and a hard place
my favorite part is the “fuck you” at the end lmaoooo
It’s the nonchalant walk away for me 🚶🏾♂️😩😩
me saying bye to my trans masc friends as they depart for jupiter to get more stupider
Caught on camera for the first time in history, this is the extremely-rare Chirodectes Maculatus—a species of spotted box jelly.
Discussing transition online can be hard because I don't know the English word for half of my body parts and Dutch is a clown language. Picture me entering "shame lips" into google translate and being told that's what a labia is
clown language
Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this
me
Ubers charge more if you order them from certain places, like bars where they know you have no choice if you’re drunk. Walk somewhere else just not anywhere that serves alcohol and then call for one. I’ve had my $40 dollar Uber go down to $20 before but it’s not always that dramatic.
That’s great information! Lumbridge home teleport costs 0gp every 30 minutes.
phoenix wright moments before being devoured by crabs
tragic accident on the baby slide