I drew Patton :)
I also gave him a froggy friend :)

I drew Patton :)
I also gave him a froggy friend :)
Im now picturing touch sensitive autistics just feeling a fabric and thinking. "Omg this feels like horrendous city planning i CANNOT wear this!"
here is solomon
this post permanently became a fixture in my brain and i cannot get it out. the other day i was looking out the window to see the streets were damp from rain and thought "god has pet them wethands style"
Things are completely normal on the bird hellsite
My mom told me to stop vapeing in the house and my dad just texted me this
Update:
Darth Vaper
i do this except my mom is the vape lord. unfortunately
Best part of the aquarium is like the meathead guys who are like "bro what the hell is that thing that's crazy" and their gf who has to gently tell them "babe that's a seahorse"
Btw if you have "kink DNI" in your bio and you've ever interacted with me, legally you owe me money. Not much; probably about US$1.25
How come it is I can't interact with them but they interact with me all willy-nilly. That ain't fair.
Scientists will ponder this mystery for years to come
something so intimate about handmade stuff, handmade bread, handmade presents, or handwritten letters, in general intimacy and tenderness are stored in hands, in holding hands and playing with each other's fingers, warming each other's hands...
can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old
saw this post the other day that talked about how so many of us are soooo scared of appearing even momentarily human towards each other these days. like you can't see me sweat or cry or without makeup or with food stuck in my teeth or laugh loud and ugly. everything must be composed and sanitised and photo ready at all times. it's like corporate office culture seeping out into our homes and our lives and for what. it's not cringe to be a real person around other real people
My dinnar 💪💯❗💥
This is one of your worst posts yet man
You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock
This is how I feel describing most of my personal favorite characters.