me after i fuck
im blocking everyone who reblogged this and deleted my caption

me after i fuck
im blocking everyone who reblogged this and deleted my caption
im weak for soft geralt who wouldnt dare harm his bard but also consider that both of them are feral and very physical with each other.
like, jaskier begins to tell yennefer an embarrassing story about his witcher and geralt just fucking tackles him to the floor two words in and jaskier can barely breathe because geralt weighs a ton but he’s also laughing and trying to kick geralt off who’s just covering his mouth and growling a “don’t you dare” which isn’t really that effective because he looks ridiculous sitting on the bard and covering his mouth like a child and then he goes “i dont care how much you lick my hand, jaskier, i’m not getting off until you promise not to tell” and yen’s just shaking her head at the two idiots.
or geralt is standing by a river or something and jaskier comes barrelling towards him and jumps at him full force, pushing them both into the river with a cut off “motherfu-” from geralt and then they’re wrestling in the river, trying to dunk each other’s heads under and eventually geralt just slings jaskier over his shoulder and drags him back to shore and jaskier, sopping wet and grinning responds with a “don’t manhandle me, you bitch”
I feel like this doesn’t even need a caption lmao
‘Oh nice BOTW haha that man’s sure walkin funn-
Gotta do it
I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash
Can’t risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
I need creativity rn
Same.
I’m a writer, so…