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im tired

@lonelybluemax

(L)GBTQ+✓✓Height: 168 cm/5'6✓cw: 57 kg/126 lbs✓
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got played by a girl so guess what?

im back to being a tumblr hoe, bitches
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For E.

I didn't believe in love or any romance bullshit. I never liked anyone. I never planned to, but you just had to jump into my life and slowly but surely made me appreciate the little things. You were so optimistic and happy, somehow it rubbed off of me too. I started laughing more, I went out more, made more friends. Heck, I even started drawing again after so many years. I dont know when and I really dont know how, but one day I noticed the little signs. Everything lit up around you and everything you did was just so soft and cute. I caught feelings. You did too. When you confessed to me I couldn't sleep the night after, I was overflowing with happyness. It seemed so perfect and it stayed that way for a long time.

Untill you met him. I didn't think of anything at first. Word by word you said less to me and more to him, that stupid guy. I was a simple sad girl afterall, right?

I don't regret you being my first love E, I just regret trying to hold on so desparately. Anywhere I look, or anything I do reminds me of you and it's hard when I'm trying to get over you.

I hope you're happy and I really hope he treats you right.

- Alexis

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Too many songs about parties, not enough songs about witches performing midnight rituals

Dunno if anyone’s made a list yet, but i’m adding some songs that me and my friends think have the general witchy vibes - feel free to keep adding to the list !

Fleetwood Mac : calm, slow, chill and breezy night, i got subtle gay vibes

  1. Sisters of the Moon
  2. Rhiannon
  3. Dreams
  4. Planets of the Universe
  5. Candlebright 

Arkona : summoning ancient slavic gods at 4 am with ya pals, asking for strength in the coming days of change

  1. Goi, Rode, Goi
  2. Zaklitiae

Mago de Oz : celtic feels and tingles for that night witch rave of Validation and Power™

  1. Brujas
  2. Cantiga de las Brujas

Eivør : the equivalent of that feeling when you’re at the bottom of a pool at night except it’s not a pool, it’s the entire ocean and you’re looking up at the moon

  1. Salt
  2. Trøllabundin

FAUN : you’re gonna astral project into the body of a german young lad in Ye Old Golden Days who ran away from home into the summer forest, where you’ll meet a group of nice ladies who’ll teach you about nature and life before taking you back home but you’ll never know if they were real or human or how many years have passed

  1. Walpurgisnacht
  2. Sonnenreigen (Lughnasad)
  3. Odin ft Wardruna
  4. Federkleid 
  5. Unda

Garmarna : the feeling of seeing the crowd of people make way as you walk by, aware and afraid of but also lowkey admiring your power. Or y’know shapeshifting to trick dumb men.

  1. Herr Mannelig 
  2. Herr Olof

Ghost : When your friends invite you to a party and you’re expecting something typical but then you find out your friends were in a coven and they just casually adopted you as their familiar

  1. Cirice 
  2. Dance Macabre (the song starts at like, 1:30)

Omnia : That specific exact moment you realize and acknowledge your worth and potential.

  1. Niiv 
  2. Morrigan
  3. Free Bird Fly

Wardruna : This feels like you’re either about to go to war or you’re just a young kid, seeing your village’s traditions and rituals for the very first time, experiencing history in your veins.

  1. Solringen 
  2. Fehu
  3. Tyr
  4. Völuspá

Florence + The Machine : WE ALL KNOW WHAT’S UP WITH FLORENCE’S AESTHETIC ! ! 

  1. No Light, No Light
  2. Spectrum 
  3. What the Water Gave Me
  4. Which Witch

Au/Ra : While the songs aren’t specifically about witch or magic, they have s o m e t h i n g. 

  1. Dance in the Dark
  2. Panic Room

DreamCatcher : K-POP with a twist - pretty much cute upbeat song with dark horror themed story ! 

  1. Chase Me
  2. GOOD NIGHT

Rone : Instrumental, but I highly recommend watching the videos. The animation for Bye Bye Macadam is yKNOW PRETTY SELF EXPLANATORY.

  1. Bye Bye Macadam
  2. Origami 

LORN : Instrumental again, but you know those places when space and time feel distorted and you’re never sure of what the fuck might happen there ? but there’s that excitement bubbling inside of you because it’s empty yet full, it’s scary yet magical ? yeah.

  1. ANVIL
  2. Acid Rain

Crystal Castles : Cyberpunk meets VA-11-Hall-A meets We Met The Devil aesthetic. “The world is fucked up and i’m a little messed up but we still kickin’” kind of vibe.

  1.  Violent Dreams (Sidewalks and Skeletons Remix) [Epilepsy warning, lots of flashing lights and similar effects]
  2. Kept
  3. Baptism
  4. Empathy
  5. Telepath
  6. AFFECTION

Lola Indigo : This is more pop and modern, with more bad girl, wild and sensual vibes 

  1. Maldición
  2. Mujer Bruja

Lindsey Stirling : honestly all of her music just have top fantasy energies, the type that makes your brain create super complex stories and worlds to get lost in in like, 3 minutes

  1. Lost Girls
  2. The Arena 
  3. Shatter Me
  4. Underground

And here’s some others !

  1. Headhunterz & KSHMR - Dharma
  2. Kotek & Littlemore - Surface
  3. ZHU & Nero - Dreams
  4. Delta Rae - Bottom of the River
  5. Mecano - Hijo de la Luna
  6. In This Moment - The Fighter
  7. Gesaffelstein - OPR
  8. Virtual Self - Ghost Voices
  9. Porter Robinson - Lionharted ft. Urban Cone
  10. Natasha Blume - Black Sea
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all pedophiles should die and theres literally no downside to them all dropping dead

i want to personally give everyone who reblogged this a high five

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so i saw this photo of a harpy eagle

and i thought “woah what a noble beast” so i searched for more photos and i just

even the babies

i mean

this goes with almost all predator birds 

like look at this bearded vulture

such a majestic creature

but then it’s like

or this scretary bird like woah so beautiful

nope

even good old bald eagle

like wow so regal

image

what

image

it just looks confused

LIFE LESSON: DON’T LOOK AT MAJESTIC BIRDS STRAIGHT ON.

Yeah

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gokuma

at least they have good profiles!

The camera loves two sides of them

The front view of the birds are me

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bugaboobss

i just love that they were able to recognize each other immediately

Chat Noir: /sees a badass chick in a leather catsuit and a motorcycle helmet booking it on a pink bike after a giant monster/
Chat Noir: THERE SHE IS THAT'S MY LADY!!!
Ladybug: /sees a dude in a fucking banana costume aggressively scootering towards the same monster she's chasing/
Ladybug: oh god that's my idiot isn't it

the entire show summed up

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130kcal for an ENTIRE chocolate cake

If you’ve already seen this recipe on MPA, it’s because I posted it there a while back. Anyway, here it is:

Ingredients

20g all-purpose flour (72.8)

10g cocoa powder (22.8)

2 egg whites (34)

40g allulose (14)*

Total Calories: 143.6kcal

*You can, of course, use zero-calorie sweetener if you’d like. The resulting cake will be 129.6kcal.

Instructions

  1. Beat the egg whites to soft peaks and add in the allulose in 2-3 stages, mixing well between each addition. Continue to beat to form stiff peaks.
  2. Fold in the flour and cocoa powder, being careful not to knock out too much air from the meringue.
  3. Put the batter into a cake tin, flatten out the surface (or don’t and get an ugly cake), and bake in a preheated, 170˚C oven for 20 minutes.
  4. Turn off the oven but leave the cake in there for 10 more minutes.
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A year ago today someone slid In my dms and changed my life and i always say he was my birthday present i wouldn’t change a thing this guy genuinely makes me happy I’m just glad to love someone that loves you back I love you boo!!! 💕💕 ps: y’all shoot ya mf shot PERIOD

Awwwww!

This is cute. Im gonna reblog for good luck!

Here’s to year 2 I love you so much baby we’ve been through so much together ups and downs but it was definitely all worth it Happy Meetiversary Papi 🖤❤️

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kolalakay

Let me reblog for my soulmate

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kawieli

Love is beautiful 💚🌸

Yesss! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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this is the only context i’ll allow country music bc this video is possibly the gayest and most romantic one i’ve seen in my eighteen years on this earth

watch every second of this

this is the sweetest im so happy

I didn’t sign up to tumblr to be attack by the feels but this is beautiful.

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Boyfriend photobombs girlfriend with engagement ring for a Month without her knowing

Ok but my favorite thing about this photo series is WHY he was doing all this.

Ahhhhhhhh this is adorable

Source: facebook.com
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My friends: oh my god. Anorexia? Yeah I understand you I went anorexic for a couple of days😔

Me: