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Heyo

@lonely-lovely-life

Books won’t disappoint you

Aye shoutout to

The young woman who was nearly crying and buying a pregnancy test at the grocery store I work at last week.

I don’t know who you are, but I hope you’re doing okay

I just saw these news that this brazilian 15 years old boy made a fake profile pretending to be a 14 years old girl

And with this profile, he baited a creepy old dude

And so they agree to meet at a nearby park during the night.

And the old dude goes there, expecting to find some naive girl to be preyed upon

only to find the 15 years old boy

dressed as SPIDER-MAN

AND DRESSED AS SPIDER-MAN

THE BOY KICKED THE DUDE’S ASS. LIKE. LEGIT KICK HIS ASS

HE HAD BRASS KNUCKLES

Of course, the creep wasn’t happy with it, and called the police on the spiderman kid. And when the police found the kid, you know what he did?

He said “that guys a pedo lol” and gave them a drive with all the evidence he collected thru the profile

Thank you, Spider-man. Thank you for your service.

YOU GO FELLOW BRAZILIAN SPIDERMAN

“Teenager dressed as spiderman beats up a suspect of pedophilia in Joaçaba”

“With great powers come great responsibilities”

Im pretty sure this is the legit Spiderman of our dimension

S-Spider-Man,,, is this really u,,?

The new Road to Eldorado movie looks good.

I had to Google this and I still don’t believe it’s real

This is a fake time line. I’ve just been lucid dreaming in a coma this whole time.

I cannot fucking believe

THIS IS REAL?

I just looked up the description and I’m having a stroke is this the real life or is this just fantasy caught in a landslide no escape from reality

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I remember when College Humor did this as a sketch. A JOKE. And now it’s an actual thing with the first trailer dropping tomorrow. We are living in a clown world.

Ok but a movie with a fully Spanish cast for a Spanish film where the cast isn’t all just white people? I don’t care if it’s gonna be wild as fuck, I want to watch it. 

My inner 5 year old is S H O O K

Honestly it’s time to cut toxic people out of your life

It doesn’t matter how long you’ve known them

If they start being toxic as hell then it’s time to skrt outta there

Went to the mall the other day

Saw a six year old lying on the ground while his mom was chatting with someone else.

Me as a kid too