due to a partisan gridlock and some confused voting, healthcare itself has become illegal

yet another photo of luna taking a lil nap

just because it “fits” doesnt mean its comfortable or sustainable stopppppppp this shit

There are two main factors at play when someone says that a condom is too small: (1) the band size is too small & (2) the condom is not sustainable

The band is at the base of the condom. It’s latex is made thicker here than the shaft and is, therefore, less elastic. The band keeps the condom secure so it does not come off mid-insertion and so penial fluids do not leak from the condom. To do this, the band has to keep a very tight grip on the base of the penis. This is the main complaint from people using condoms too small for them. The shaft’s plastic can stretch comfortably, but the band is not so lenient and uncomfortably or painfully squeezes the base of the penis.

Condoms in use experience a lot of friction. For a condom’s shaft or band to be stretched farther than it was intended weakens the latex. The band and shaft are then at risk of being broken from the friction. It fitting does not mean it is sustainable.

If your partner says a condom is too small, believe them and cease from doing anything that requires a condom. If your partner says a condom is too small but is trying to pressure you into unprotected sex, kick them out the door. 

Thaaaank you please read the above they make large and XXL condoms for a reason and it’s not to stoke men’s egos

A former… friend suggested I try a size or two larger, and yes, they do work.

Yep. At first, I thought that condoms were supposed to be that tight. I’d seen those “condoms can fit on a two liter bottle so quit your complaining,” I had no basis for comparison because dudes don’t talk about that shit, and no one wants to be that “HURR HURR GUESS I NEED A MAGNUM XL” guy.

Now wear that condom on your arm for a while. Ten minutes at least. Still got sensation in your arm?

One of the many failures of sex ed in this country is the notion that there’s only two types of condom, “fits everyone except those elephant-trunk-cock freaks” and “for elephant-trunk-cock freaks or lying braggarts” (and yes, there’s implicit shame in the idea of people needing non-”regular”-sized condoms and the genesis for such is pretty likely rooted in some really nasty viewpoints about certain groups of people but I’m digressing).

But penises come in a LOT of dimensions, and not all of them fit right in a “normal” condom. You don’t need to have a monster down there for a condom to be legitimately painful and/or break mid-act. This can leave a lot of people legitimately unawares that it doesn’t have to be like this. (I was, early on.)

Condom too tight? That’s a real problem for the reasons pointed out above. But it’s a solvable one at most drug stores, which generally have a broader (ha ha) selection than your Walmarts or Targets. Or suck it up (ha ha) and go to an “adult boutique” (a proper one) where they’re likely to have even more options and let’s be real here the people working at these aren’t gonna give you Looks over condom selection. Or shop at said boutiques online if you REALLY need to avoid the in-person thing.

And if you think you’re gonna be doing things requiring condoms, HAVE YOUR OWN. Yes, even if you personally don’t have a penis. Buy a box of large-size as well just in case.

And don’t let anyone give you guff over it, and don’t let anyone pressure you into unprotected sex because of condom size.

For the record, even if you’re doing things that don’t involve a penis at all, condoms are good to have around. They make great dental dams on the fly, keep toys clean, and keep body parts clean if your partner is using their hands. :) Also, keep some non-latex ones around in case you or your partner has a latex allergy. Trust me, there are few places worse to have that allergic reaction. o_o

Spiderman: Homecoming kids + shit that high schoolers have said

Thrilling, fast-paced, thought-provoking dialog of Pokemon, the Animated Series.

This scene will forever be the most important scene in any movie to me.  This is a little girl who has been told all her life by her parents that she is a mistake and that she is worthless.  This is a little girl whose family life is so horrible that books are her only escape.  This is a little girl whose parents constantly belittle her for reading, the only pleasure in life she has.  And in this scene, this little girl answers very shyly, because she has been conditioned to be embarrassed of her own existence.  At first, she answers slowly, and without making eye contact. And in this scene this little girl is beginning to realize that maybe she is special.  Maybe there are kind people in the world.  Maybe she is worth something.

gay/trans pride icons - shiba inu - anon

“Kitty Kommercial” So many animals are waiting for their forever homes! Come meet them at Furkids headquartered in Atlanta, Georgia!

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This is it, the greatest video in the history of forever

thank you 2017 

Me when I come online

did I ever mention that I know someone whose family owned a zombie dog because that’s some real shit that I get to delight with at parties

Tell us that story?

okay here is the story of the zombie dog

this dog’s name was John. they found him half drowned in a bag of puppies that were not so fortunate as he was, and was taken in immediately. he was a runt and not quite right (most likely from the whole half drowned thing), but a very loving dog. the problem with John was that he smelled like death, and no one knew why. vets couldn’t figure it out. it was obviously some kind of skin problem, but they had no idea what kind. all anyone knew was that if you touched him, you would smell like death too, so you couldn’t pet him, and that for some reason, the only thing that made the smell go away was being around other dogs. so they got another dog and the death smell stopped and John lived a very happy life

when he was getting old, maybe about 15 years, part of his skull caved in. just like that! suddenly had a huge dent in his head! and he was totally fine. didn’t notice it, didn’t affect him at all. just this massive dent right there in his head where his skull had collapsed in on his brain, and he was still the happiest and most loving dog. the skull cave in, for whatever reason, caused the ear on that side of his head to just fall off entirely, but again, perfectly happy dog who did not know he was down an ear and a fully formed skull. they took him to the vet, thinking maybe they should put him down. I mean, wouldn’t you think so? but the vet said that the dog was eating, and pooping, and happy, so there was no reason to put him down, so they didn’t

but that’s not even the weird part. the weird part is the area of the brain that got caved in on was apparently the area that registers pain, so this one-eared, collapsed skull dog could no longer feel any pain. he got old, his joints got stiff, his teeth rotted out of his head, his tongue hung out of his mouth and got black and hard, and he felt none of it! in fact, he was happier than he’d ever been feeling no pain, and the fact that he didn’t feel how much he was falling apart somehow made him live until he was 23. that’s right, the collapsed skull, one eared, zero teeth, smells like literal death when alone dog lived to be 23 years old. they used to joke that he’d been dead for years, but was too stupid to realize it yet

and that’s the story about the literal zombie dog my friend’s family owned

I'n simultaneously delighted, alarmed, a little horrified and impressed all at once.

Transgender rights are human rights! I #StandWithGavin.

Show your support for Gavin.

Important for people looking for colleges next year!

Campus Pride gives lists of:

Also more stuff. (All are directly linked from the first link.)

Reblog so someone doesn’t have to spend their next 2-4(+) years at a school that treats them like crap.

Happy 21st Birthday Calum Thomas Hood! January 25th, 1996

Can someone please make a master list of all the crazy things that happened this year (especially those involving the election)? 

- pokemon go led to stabbing and shootings - celelbrities volunteered another celebrity for a nude scene if we all voted for hillary - scary clowns in real life and fucking police have had to step in - westburo baptist church “Sodomite Clefairy” and their own song by Jigglypuff - Jerseygate, where Kapearknicks (cant spell his name) jersey was used as a doormat - Halloween discourse revival - Fuck [insert tragedy here] hashtags by BLM - Deez Nuts, an actual candidate for a while -Vermin Supreme, a real candidate, with a boot on his head - hillary declared a meme to be white supremacy - North Korea declared war on us but we couldnt hear them over the Arthur memes - J K Rowling had to personally confirm that Harambe was not a patronus you could get on Pottermore - the shit side of tumblr had a full meltdown over character Sirius Black being confirmed to be straight - The Olympics were cursed, so heavily cursed that athletes took videos of themselves doing drugs to get out of going - “Hillary acid washed her emails” “YOU LIAR! SHE USED BLEACHKIT!…whoops” - Everything to come out of wikileaks including “taco bowl voters” - DNC confiscating Bernie signs and forcing people to take Hillary signs - Faked signs for hillary, crappily done to look homemade - Liquid Kojima - HydraCap - Hurricane Matthew is racism - Harambe - like 10 or 11 celebrities dead over the course lof 3 weeks from cancer - Brexit - Gal Gadot cant be Wonder Woman because shes a Jew and was in the IDF (said by the far left) - Ghostbusters 2016 controversy theres more but my brain has just tried to kill off as much of 2016 as possible

yesss thank you

im going to add to this later on this week 

-Ted Cruz declared the zodiac killer -Ted Cruz saying he would rather fuck rats than donald trump -Flint Water Crisis -Jeb Bush just giving up (please clap) -Donald Trump baby hands -Donald Trump wants to bang his daughter -Brazil chanting “Zika” every time the US woman’s soccer goalie had the ball during the Olympics

-Marco Rubio making jokes about Donald Trump’s hands and implying that he has a small dick during a rally -Donald Trump defending the size of his penis on national t.v -Ted Cruz being accused of cheating on his wife with several mistresses -”Donald you’re a sniveling coward and leave Heidi the hell alone” -Donald Trump saying that Ted Cruz’s father was in on killing JFK -Basically their long standing feud -Clowns -The Pulse Nightclub Shooting -The Coup in Turkey -New York and New Jersey bombings 

and more to come 

- Robbie Rotten was diagnosed with cancer. - Hyperdimension Neptunia creators get accused of plagiarism. - The Voltron “FICTION IS REALITY” fandom, which is said because VLD is pretty much the only good reboot to come out of this year. - An anime that’s literally about girls who fight each other using their asses. - …which in turn made the “SEXY ANIME BAD” discourse 1000000x worse. - Someone (who may be a troll, in their defense) who was kin with a BOKU NO FUCKING PICO character claiming adults shouldn’t cosplay minors because it’s pedophilia. - People calling Symmetra painting her skin gray-blue to resemble a vampire “whitewashing.” - Ted Cruz indirectly stating he might just be the Zodiac Killer. - “Sans is Ness” - Followed by “Why I Gave The Pope Undertale” - The Nutshack suddenly becoming a meme - Blizzard actually acknowledging their fans and implementing memes into Overwatch, such as “Dad/Grandpa 76,” “Gremlin D.Va,” and “Ana Giving Candy.” - Idea Factory ALSO acknowledging their fans and mass-producing “TOP NEP” hats.

I know it was really early this year but I’m very surprised no one listed

-Tony the Tiger’s Twitter account is forced to mass block furries due to sexual harassment. Chester Cheetah’s Twitter takes advantage of this to welcome the furries with opened arms.

Remember that post saying that someone could rewrite we didn’t start the fire with 2016 alone? Here’s your chance

-The Vine app getting shut down -The FBI investigating Hillary Clinton’s emails once again

turns out south Korea was run by a secret society and the president is indoctrinated by one of the 8 cult leaders and has made major political decisions :)

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/10/29/499864915/swirling-scandal-involving-shamanistic-cult-threatens-s-korean-president

We might have actual crediable evuxence that aliens exist not that far from here

- Spirit Cooking

- Podesta emails detailing what might be an actual, international pedophile ring 

Let’s add Donald Trump winning the election to this list

And Martin Shkreli releasing unheard Wu-Tang Clan tracks due to Trump’s victory

-Fidel Castro fucking died -Actually, a lot of celebrities kicked the bucket (Prince and Bowie being the biggest two holy shit)

-the suprisngly large amount of evidence that the prime minister of Canada or whatever he is(Trudeau) is actually the product of an affair between his mother and Fidel Castro -PKhex virus shits down 3DS and renders their internet capabilities useless -Lauren duke drove off Twitter -the toe necklace

-The Russian ambassador to turkey was shot dead during an art exhibition  -Zsa Zsa Gabor died just a day ago

- something EXITED a black hole

what about the whole scenario where some girl was stealing actual human bones from some flooded cemetery to use for witchcraft and a bunch of people on tumblr were calling it racism for some reason

wasn’t that this year too?

“Baby I lied there’s no gala. I brought you here because of our love for art. We enjoy traveling to museums, having artsy dates and even showcasing art about our baby\ud83d\udc36 in our own home. If someone could describe our love it could only be done through a work of art. It is happy, fun, chaotic, inspiring and strong. I want to keep discovering art for the rest of my life by your side.

Chelsea Miller, will you marry me?”

Our proposal at @artinstitutechi

this is so cute…also look at the ring!  she posted it to instagram & it’s so gorgeous 

i love seeing lesbian proposals with expensive ass engagement rings it brings me hope to be honest  

I saw this photo like 5 minutes before I got to this post and wondered how the proposal happened, im glad I found out.

<3_<3

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL OH MY GOOOOOOSH :D

I AM REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE MY GAY LITTLE HEART CANT HANDLE IT