i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much

I was so confused for a second

(via)

I honestly thought-

That’s a lake deity and you can’t convince me otherwise

This aquarium allows kids to see the fish they drew inside it!!

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Gotta reblog again

Go have a nice day everyone ☀️

reblog this if you think the toggle for tumblr live should be permanent instead of a 7-day snooze

trying to prove something to @staff

User hostile UI design is why I left Instagram for tumblr, don’t let the UI become awful here too

There is no reason "don't show me this thing" should be temporary, for any aspect of the UI.

Tumblr Live should be no different. People who don't want it, should not have to keep saying so.

AND when the toggle switch says "snooze," it should be OFF. You shouldn't have to turn it ON and then BACK OFF to snooze it.

nobody recognizing link in totk is actually perfectly plausible to me like. yeah sure everyone hears about him and they know he exists but its not like zelda where theres probs all these paintings of her and what do u expect the legendary knight to be this feral little twink. tony hawk syndrome describes it perfectly like unless they actually Personally Know Link he walks in and hes just some random lil blondie. do u know how many Important People in the world could talk right past me without me knowing.

beedle on the other hand FUCK MAN I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING

ohohoho! my friend who's building all of undertale in minecraft just got to waterfall and it looks. insane.

Please go watch his video! He's deserves so much more attention than he's getting for this

If you know someone who speaks dismissively of people working service or retail jobs, please remind them that they are bad.

At the end of the day, every conservative wants slaves. That’s what it comes down to, when you cut away the extra layers of obfuscation and self-deception they wrap around their beliefs until even they no longer know the simple truth: they want slaves.

another certified banger from these guys

For ellie

why are we still calling stuff ai when it’s just procedural generation and text prediction. come on

The number of "games" we used to "play" as children that were really just different excuses for punching each other in the dick

True, or tackle each other, or throw each other, or tie each other to trees (we called that last one “Houdini”)

Whenever people complain about "iPad kids" I just remember all those times we used to go to the dump and make each other pass out

I have been on this hellsite for a decade and every day I still learn new and terrifying things about it’s user base that are both completely unsurprising and make everything else make so much more sense

I got shot with an arrow one time

absolutely batshit insane to me that omegaverse porn is an effective data poisoning method against gpt-based products. predatory language models getting tripped up by wolf dick was not on my 2023 bingo card but here we are i guess.

i want us all to take a minute and just. contemplate the possibilities.

This is your warning.

bare essentals

He’s a minamilist

Where’s all his inside stuff

Didn’t need it

*uses him sweetly to steep looseleaf tea*

For as much as I think Le Guin misunderstood Gandalf (as suggested by the assumptions she made conceptualizing Ged), one thing she hits dead on the fucking ringer is that Ged losing his magic but getting to live more humanly is a quiet triumph in the exact inverse of how Gandalf largely losing his more human traits (affinity for pipes, mischievous streak, occasional foul temper) to become a more perfect embodiment of divine power is a quiet tragedy.

Le Guin asked “who was Gandalf as a boy” which is the wrong question, he was always an angel and was never a boy. He only temporarily took on the quirks and mannerisms of a human before giving them up to return to his divine calling. In that way perhaps Ged is his inverse: a human who assumed transcendent power and authority before giving it up and allowing a new world to be born without needing him.

@under-palemoonlight

i’m gonna be honest i didn’t even read the tweet because i had to hit reblog too fast when i saw this guy’s name is “i like hitting police because i am homosexual”

Amazing things happening off the coast of Spain

Yeah well maybe boats shouldn't be making so much godawful noise then Huh? 1

1: Google Marine noise to learn more about why this orcas behavior could be rightly considered a Measured Response

20 May 23

on the announcement that Disney+ is removing a plethora of shows and films from its service, please read these tweets from Willow writer John Bickerstaff. this is not a tax writeoff like Batgirl, because these projects have already been released. this is a move designed to cut off financial support in the form of residuals, and break the spirit of the strike. here is the deadline article that lists the films/shows that will be removed.

as always, donate to the entertainment community fund, vocally support the WGA online and irl, or join a picket in a major US city if you can. let them know they can't keep getting away with things like this.