she ate

This post is fucking crashing my phone

"The hell is all this"

"Are you disrespecting Touhou, you little shit?"

The part of the video at the end where it pans down and reveals the camera operator is also wearing a cosplay dress is essential to my enjoyment of this video.

They are taking my white ass to the sleep dimension

“ASHASHASHOWATSHAASHHASHOWSHAHSHWOSGAHWHSHAWATTOSHAGWSHA”

me trying to find the bathroom in the bar after 3 - 7 vodka sodas

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

This post changed us fundamentally

So weird to see a post this old and no one is deactivated

usually popular posts are so bad they kill everyone involved, but this one is so good it granted them all eternal life

slapping him saturday

whoop him wednesday

thumping him thursday

fuck him up friday

swipe him sunday

maim him monday

trash him tuesday

now you can reblog it 24/7

STOP SCROLLING

Your life ends in the wasteland.

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it

(1) daikon Japanese radish

Dreams show me the vilest concepts. This was few nights ago, and I can't stop thinking about it

A watermelon eating contest

English added by me :)

I wonder why game freak removed this feature…

the first review on this fucking blew me away

i dont even interpret “uwu” as a smiley i just read it as “oo woo”

Tumblr was made for this.

Подстава

this is not a helpful translation, google.

oh

@dadpat-tactual

Glad to know that insurance fraud is inherent to the species and not Mittens specifically

I thought this line was so fucking funny in 1987 I horrified multiple adults by adding it to my lexicon and over three decades later it’s actually funnier than I could ever imagine