I swear to fucking Cthulu

I will finish learning Japanese in a second. I will fly to Japan with nothing but a résumé and walk into nintendo headquarters. I will get a job there. I’ll work my way up the ranks. I will become an assistant to Sakurai. I will slowly but surely seduce him. I will turn myself gay, turn him gay. One late night in the office I’ll invite him back to my place. He will be unsure but I will convince him. We will have dinner and then in the still of night as he is leaving I will jump him and we will make passionate love. We will continue this in secret until he can’t take it anymore. And then he will leave his family for me. I will marry Sakurai and we will live together and have children. We’ll be a happy family for years and then, in the dead silence of night, I will leave. I will leave and there will only be one trace of me left in his life. A scrap of paper on the bedside table. He’ll pick it up and read it. “If you want me back put one of my waifus in smash; Krystal, Tiki, Hatsune Miku, Bayonetta.“

@nakayamablog m’dude what the fuck all i wish is for him to live safe and happy tho 😂

Our islands are not a playground for your little "intrepid soul search". Pull up or fuck off

I understand that Hawaii isn't a perfect place to live in but I don't get the point in getting upset that someone wanted to live there.

As long as they're not disrespecting the culture or the people living there, why should anyone care?

I-??????? I can't really get that my brain hurts

Grammatically speaking, Pronouns are a game we play with society.

A crew of sailors discuss their ship. "her mast is strong but the sails need changin. She's a beaut though."

I see a fancy rock on my hike. I pick it up, turn to my friend and say "Look at him, he's so handsome"

A group of our sparkling Gay gentlemen meet up for a night out. "Girl, Daniel's serving up looks tonight. Queen! She's stunning love. She's killin it."

My neighbor needs a cup of sugar, I take some to them.

My lesbian friend wants to introduce me to her fellow female partner. "There's Star, he's wearing the blue jacket. Let's catch up with him"

What's real is how respect for one another makes us feel. He/him lesbians deserve your respect.

Pronouns are also more related to gender presentation than gender itself for some people!

Lesbians calling themselves "fathers", "husbands", "boyfriends", "handsome", and other words associated with men are a part of their gender presentation as masculine women as well as their reclamation of the idea that "lesbians just want to be men". He/Him pronouns is just a part of that!

thank you @national-shitpost-registry

Me: God, why does my stomach hurt so much?

The chili powder that I put into my lunch chilling in my stomach:

I’ll miss them bros

this is the most beautiful thing ever created.

I was saving this for E3, but whatever.

HYPE TRAIN, CHOO CHOO

I’m sharing this again.

WAIT HOLD UP I FORGOT I MADE A BETTER VERSION

King

For some reason they can't pay rent money yet can get a house even though renting is cheaper :/

They were saving up money for a house that's why they weren't paying rent

Lol don't they realise it's possible to pay rent while also trying to get money for a house

Which would ultimately cost more money than either of the other routes, making your point null.

Yes it does take awhile to get the stuff needed to buy a house while renting a apartment but there is some things such as being patient and saving the money

King

For some reason they can't pay rent money yet can get a house even though renting is cheaper :/

They were saving up money for a house that's why they weren't paying rent

Lol don't they realise it's possible to pay rent while also trying to get money for a house

there’s something gone wrong in the happy go lucky world of Nintendo

King

For some reason they can't pay rent money yet can get a house even though renting is cheaper :/

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

what was yesterday, cat?

I’m not missing it this year.

OH MY GOD GUYS

I heard cops got banned from NYC Pride! Nice!

Nice!!!

You guys are all about equality until a person that's part of the LGBT community has a job that you don't like.

You're telling me that a gay person can't participate with other people from said group because of some cops that did bad things? That's shit

Well, the whole NFT thing fell flat. Who would have guessed. Now that I've gone bankrupt on advertising funds, I suppose I can share the very important art with everyone. As I have been doing with my art this whole time. Because I'm just drawing video game characters for fun. Until next time!