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Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013

I can’t tell if this is seriously art or if it’s just tongue in cheek sarcastic art or if it’s post-ironic ironic art, or ironic art, or literally just a joke and that is so not okay.

Aesthetic

Your Honor, there is a clear contradiction in this photo. 

As you can see from this piece of evidence, Gatorade bottles are topped with an orange lid. 

But in the photo above, the lids are black. Which means that the bottles in this photo can’t be Gatorade bottles.

Mr. Wright, didn’t you go to art school? I sure didn’t, but I still know what happens when you mix orange and blue!

In case you forgot, take a look at this!

If you look closely, you can even see an orange tint! 

And what else can you see? The classic gatorade G. Your honor, I think this case is closed!

well that was much shorter than usual

she fucking destroyed him that’s why it’s short

Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes.

So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I’m pretty sure that’s the first time she’s seen us be affectionate, that’s neither here nor there.

So today she tells Dale she’s “uncomfortable” here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn’t like living with lesbians, cause it’s not “normal”, so now I’m pissed. Then, Dale goes, “well you don’t live here, so it shouldn’t be a problem, just stop coming over”…things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won’t leave our house….she locked herself in Dales room.

So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, “call every lesbian you know, we’re smoking this bitch out!” Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape…

And that’s the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room…

Holy shit.

This is glorious

I like Dale. He’d break up with a bigoted girlfriend and he wears bathrobes like a cape. Not everyone would wear a bathrobe like a cape.

Some heros wear capes

I know I never (personally) post things like this but I saw this on the news and I really wanted to share it.

Guys the party happened yesterday - look how happy he is!

😢 so cute!!!!

yes yes yes! ☺️

TEARS 😭

There is still so much good in the world😊✨ I am so happy his spirits were rejuvenate!

I will forever love this post I am crying goodbye I want to marry this man

R.I.P. Vine, you had a good 6-second run (2013-2016)

was feeling pretty down but this cheered me right up :)

Why do you like sharks?

he walk

He cronch

He roll

She give high fin. @lilragekitten

He gets tummy rubs

He get nose rub

He beauty

He dance

She do a triple Lutz

He slorp

This post is blessed

Are we all just going to pretend these shows weren’t apart of our childhood

Not at all, filmore was my shit!

these can’t be real people

whenever people are like “SKETCHING CIRCLES IN SAI IS SO HARD” im like

pffft I work with 6000X4000 and the size of the brush can be only not above 2000px

i dont use that trick

this is the sassiest and most helpful tutorial ever.

дякую

oh my god

Reblogging again for my inflation artist followers. XDDD

This is absolutely the most unnecessary addition to this post you could have ever made.

This walrus fell asleep on a Russian submarine. 

what a good boy

When my girl catches me admiring her

Friends don’t let friends do stupid things

I just made the ugliest sound

😭😭😭😭😂

This may just be the cutest thing i’ve ever watched omg