@lokidlaufeyson / lokidlaufeyson.tumblr.com
Sorry for being inactive, but I won’t be back for a couple of days more. My laptop is dead and I won’t be posting anything until I get a new one, which hopefully will happen within the next few days.
See you soon! Love you all ♥♥♥
K, it’s taking longer than I expected, but I’m doing my best. Maybe I’ll be online by the end of the week, but I can’t promise anything. Sorry and thank you for your patience :)
Sorry for being inactive, but I won’t be back for a couple of days more. My laptop is dead and I won’t be posting anything until I get a new one, which hopefully will happen within the next few days.
See you soon! Love you all ♥♥♥
if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here
what does this say in english
“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.
ok so what does it say in american
“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.
thank you
Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?
“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more'n checkin fer spiders.”
This is a Rosetta Stone for a single language
The best of Loki [4/?]
Asgard’s not a place, it’s a people. This was never about stopping Ragnarok…it was about c a u s i n g R a g n a r o k . Go to the vault. Surtur’s crown. It’s the only way. Bold move, brother. E v e n f o r m e .
Loki: Plan Get these Midgardian idiots to form an effective team. Phase 1.
MCU asks | @wombtotombs asked: favourite character characters → the magic trio: loki laufeyson, wanda maximoff and stephen strange.
me: *doesn’t hear what you’re saying* yeah
your fav childhood memory?
Not paying bills
Me: dangling hand off bed Demon: *grabs it* Me: what are we
You said it yourself, bitch. We’re the Guardians of the Galaxy.
HP History: [5 / ?] young versions of characters: Minerva McGonagall
Minerva McGonagall was the first child, and only daughter, of a Scottish Presbyterian minister and a Hogwarts-educated witch. She grew up in the Highlands of Scotland in the early twentieth century, and only gradually became aware that there was something strange, both about her own abilities, and her parents’ marriage. (Pottermore)
# wanda maximoff being absolutely badass
