I'm gay and emo

but mom these tears moisturise my face

Cool off this Summer with a delicious treat!

How many computer monitors does your employer give you?

0: You are a hard worker, perhaps a farmer or a fireman

1: You are not valued at all in your job.  You should quit immediately

2: Not bad, but they’d fire you as soon as the next recession hits

3: You are an essential employee that is loved and cared for

4: You are overworked and underpaid

5: Quit immediately; your employer has no financial sense

Is that not what it’s saying??

how to explain to people what you are when you can’t even figure it out yourself

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

Story of my life

that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

his voice

omg gerard you are the sweetest thing ever

THE VOICE IT’S KILLING ME

baby

oh my god i could listen to him forever he is the cutest thing on earth

THIS IS LEGIT BOYFRIEND GERARD

I’M DEAD

AWWWW

I AM SO FUCKING DOING THIS MY GODDD

I’m both depending on the day.

Trump: “The theater should be a safe space for politicians!”

Abraham Lincoln’s ghost:

This has been reposted here. Please make sure you reblog the original. 

if Bucky doesn’t get to meet Rocket in Infinity War then the whole film is pointless and may as well not be made

I once literally and passionately argued with a professor in the 90s how this ‘email thing’ was never going to take off. Every time I send an email I feel like I need to find him and apologize.

Male and female brains aren’t wired differently

New research, published in October in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, concluded that despite size discrepancy, there’s no functional difference between men’s and women’s brains. “Male” brains and “female” brains simply don’t exist. In fact, there’s significant overlap.

This study had 1400 people in it… Remember that sample size matters. remember this when someone tries to rebuke this with a study that has 80 participants. Be as scientifically literate as possible so that we can debunk this nonsense one step at a time.

Here’s an article that talks about a paper which examined 6000 individuals and came up with similar findings.

ALSO FOLLOW-UP.

Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.

I’m not

BOOBIES

sorry guys, i usually don’t post NSFW stuff.. but this is a great pair of boobies.

I love a bouncing pair of boobies.

I respond to this gifs of cute boobies with a pair of great tits. 

omg guys. I’m sorry I usually don’t post stuff like this.

boobies are great

yeah, boobies are okay, but i know somebody out there is just dying for some cock.

This is what tumbler was made for

This post just isn’t complete without a picture of the world’s largest pecker.

I love this

that is one huge pecker you got there

Needs moar tits

What this post needs is a little ass.

Sorry guys, I don’t usually post NSFW, but you gotta admit, that ass looks great.

Don’t forget a little pussy

YES.

All the NSFW

How about a nice pair of hooters?

*nudges boyfriend at 3 AM* pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. they’re just floating rocks in space. chad? wake up chad. listen. they’re sexless.

the sun isnt a rock go back to sleep

@ the people who think all nbs are teenagers

Gerard Way attempting to do a backbend like his wife Lyn-Z Way