Bear In Mind.

Think of a bunch of old ass history shit. Cool. Nice. Picture it in your mind. Nice. Now imagine a Tekken character is there. Funny right? That's free comedy. That's a free one from me. On the house.

Imagine the reverse as well

The world is full of so many wonders

It is actually way better for 100 addicts to get their fix on pain pills than a single person in pain go without. I call this the "Torture is bad" principle. You should be able to get the good stuff forever after a single doctor's visit. If you're worried about addicts fund rehab centers and needle exchanges instead of torturing people.

GAMING RULE 1: NEVER PREORDER

GAMING RULE 2:

"Bliss by Palette Knife" by River Berumen

Gute sheep/gutefår. Värmland, Sweden (August 9, 2019).

horses relaxing and sleeping on the beach basking in the sun and the sand they are enjoying their time at the beach amongst humans in peaceful harmony with both man and nature

horse laying on the floor of its stall with a bucket atop its head this horse seems to be moping or snoozing one of the two which one i am unsure

remember that interviews are not about giving a good and honest first impression that they'll carefully consider. interviews are about saying the special words and phrases they're looking for that give you points and when they tally those up whoever earned the most job points wins

they don't want to "know you" they want you to walk in there and regurgitate everything the job description said

isnt even a joke btw if you're autistic and/or unemployed and nobody taught you this yet i'm really sorry

i think if you block someone it should play an explosion animation on their dashboard but not say what happened or who . just like battleship

im saying thisbecause it would make everything worse and also funnier

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

my homunculus just wasted like $60 in ink printing out all these fucking soyjack edits of me. how about 'that feel when i dont feed you for a week' you little asshole

religious people: thank you god for inventing the accordion i love it soso much <3333

atheists: its seriously incredibly beautiful that people invent instruments like. someone came up with the idea for the accordion. howw.

agnostics: no one knows where the accordion came from

different modes of a bun

Sweet boy got some head pats today

my belief is that everyone who works in a restaraunt or retail should make a minimum of $25 an hour and should get a half hour break every four hours and if your boss or manager tries to make you work during your break or skips it, they get chased out of town by wild dogs