if your dom is older you call him daddy, but what if he’s younger? what am i supposed to call a hot attractive dom who is younger than me?
him: *chokes me*
me, wheezing: your grip is getting stronger, sport
this is why tumblr is worth pennies now
To be fair this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read
Is this not The Great Gatsby fanfiction?
He went there.
what is love? is it laughing at something that isn’t even funny with your friends until you’re lightheaded and your stomach hurts but every time you start to calm down one of them makes a funny face and you all crack up again, and you feel that if you could choose one moment to live in forever, it would be this one? perhaps
baby don’t hurt me
Date a cutie who pushes you to become a better version of you, for your sake
“You’re my girl” is my fav thing. Like yes I am. You’re right. Say it again.
ur very cute and very far away please come be cute closer to me
“Don’t run from lessons; they are little packages of treasure that have been given to us. As we learn from them, our lives change for the better.”
— Louise Hay (via amortizing)
im sorry to everyone who has ever tried to talk to me and then realized my communication skills are equivalent to a stale piece of bread
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